That sounds like an invitation to get hacked to me. I can't wait to read those text messages.

Between the Triplecast and Woodstock 99, I don't know which is the bigger bust.

I think that's the least of your concerns. Haven't you watched Exit to Eden?

I'll sell you mine if you can spend 24 hours in Rosie O'Donnell's bed.

Hi, I'm Justin and I work at the arch nemesis of Engadget called EEERumors.com. This is small potatoes compared to what the ASUS has coming down the pipeline for Kwanzaa 08.

EEEmpower Mitten creates a surreal virtual reality experience where you can motion your right arm forward and use secondary controls to get in the game like never before. Accompanying the EEEmpower Mitten will be Christian Bale: Pro Chastiser 08, An Evening At The Players Ball and Bejeweled 3!

Next up, the completely revolutionary TaEEEbo! With a StEEEp Pad and your EEEmpower Mitten, Sensei BillEEE Blanks will guide you through several action packed exercises as you sweat it out to the sultry sounds of Lou Bega and the Vegaboys. We're going to party like it's 1998 all over again. Somebody break out the ecstacy!

As if an Engadget staffer could afford a coke habit.

Wouldn't a 90210 Sony Cassette Walkman be more appropriate?

I see you just recieved your bill.

"4) No, it doesn't have Mac OS on it. ..but it's amazing what kinds of changes can occur in a few years."

Don't plan on getting psystar'd or anything. Apple Legal sustains itself with human blood.

And soy.

Don't make me send Dr. Phil over there.
AMD's executive staff is more dysfunctional than the Lohan family.