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When I was fifteen I pooped my pants after student driving. I wasn't sick or anything, I just tried too hard to push a fart. This wasn't just some shart either, it was a full on load of pudding poop. It was also in front of the cute girl that I was student driving with. I have such a shelf ass though that the poop made a reservoir in my boxers and none of it dripped down my leg. I do question my intelligence though because to this day I often push farts to the edge of shitting.

First Starbucks switching over to AT&T WiFi

Apr 16th 2008 12:55AM on Engadget

And you shouldn't lecture us about caffeine. Obviously coffee isn't too bad without caffeine, otherwise there would be no decaf option.

Redesign giveaway: HTC's new Shift UMPC

Apr 10th 2008 11:37PM on Engadget

I would it use it to browse porn on the train. Due to it's smaller form factor I would have a free hand to... knit my kitten skin together.

Happy birthday: take a trip in America's largest flying gadget (part 6)

Mar 28th 2008 6:15PM on Engadget

I like kittens!!!!!

Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.

"I'm heading to university next year, and I've purchased a MacBook. I'm also taking my four year old desktop, just in case I'm left with no computers when the MacBook is being repaired or whatnot. With only two USB ports on a MacBook, I want a Bluetooth mouse. Budget is about $100, and of course, it needs OS X support. Thanks for the help!"

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