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Khan: THQ tasks me. They task me, and I shall have X-Wing on XBLA. I'll chase them 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I stop pleading for an X-wing vs Tie Fighter remake.

Luke: VAAAAAAAAAADEEERRRRRRRRR!

"We're just prioritizing the player experience above the modders and the tuners,"

Holy shit. That might be the most disrespectful thing said about the PC community i've heard from a developer.

Here's a Hint guys: if someone is still buying your games on a PC, they probably ARE a modder/tuner.

Thousands of people play TF2 online everyday on PC, with nary a cheater or complaints of mods.

These guys are just digging.

Hey, Video game companies, I'll give you $2.00 if you stop with these exclusive pre-order offers.

"That $50 discount almost puts the Go near the price point of the previous PSP models! "

Yep. Sad.

Sitcoms with QTE's.

Celebration Via Rock-turtleneck

"we can't imagine these ads will be terribly popular."

Advertising Unpopular? BREAKING NEWS!

Child's play was my first thought too, but your justification for the White House Project is pretty damn good too.