I've wanted a new laptop for a while now...

Awesome. These give-aways are amazing.

I JUST got a PS3, this would be really helpful.

"The video you attempted to watch is a shared video, meaning that its author has chosen specific friends to have privileges to watch it. If this video has been shared to you, you must log in to be able to watch it."

That's when I click on the video link. Is it just not done uploading yet, or is it accidentally private?

Oh my god yes. I like my Touch Pro 2, but this would be amazing! Faster processor and larger screen!

This would definitely be useful for our Wii remotes.

I do kind of want this.

@CarpeD1em500 You always have a DIY option - download the "Element Hiding Helper" companion extension for ABP and you can easily hide the specific boxes you don't want to show up. You can fairly easily remove the "Hero" bar and the "Top Stories" box. Of course, if they change the site much in the next couple days/weeks, you might always have to redo your blocking settings, but it's not hard.

@Joshua Topolsky

So two things confuse me:

1.) What's with the weird coloring on the "Low Ranked" and "Lowest Ranked"? They have this weird green tint on a letter or two? Or is that my monitor or eyes going batty?

2.) I can still click on the date of each person's comment and get to those specific comments, but I can't click on a comment from someone's profile and get to the comments specifically?

I remember my old Cowon iAudio i5 with its hilarious slogan "color sound". It sounded pretty good, and it actually still works five years after I bought it...but I've obviously upgraded since then.