I did a little reading (Wiki it, or correct me if I'm wrong here),
apparently Xerox had/made a mouse just before Apple got popular with it.

Yes they are... especially when OLED screens can be printed from an inkjet. Some company in China's gotta be manufacturing these, so if it expensive in bulk? Not at all.

You'll see why 1984, won't be like 1984.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8

Pshh "China trying to enforce a content filter" they already do.
Rhetorical I say.

They're clearly copying Apple (ba-da-bing-bing-bing -- oops sorry broken record -- bada...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y

This is more like big momma!

These things look like something from out of reboot...

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

The new youngest person ever hasn't been born yet!
I think you accidentally the whole thing.

Last I checked, to program one needs a degree, of some sort - and really, one needs to have a few years of experience behind their belt to do so (so says a majority of websites I visit, or companies that I've talked to, less' I'm blind). There is no such thing as "Certified programmer". You either have a degree in engineering of some sort... or whatever (or not... you're not a programmer if you don't have a degree in programming nowadays, unless you were around in the 80's and "if you knew your stuff you were hired").

For serious? Certification doesn't get you any further than a call center job, really.