Have we learned nothing from that tv show Robot Wars? Just put a spinning lawnmower blade on the top and an infrared sensor that makes it move towards any movement it detects and you have the ultimate security bot.

The burglar can either try to run for it or sit very very still until someone comes to rescue/arrest him.

Its a 30 year old meme?

Who's brilliant idea was it to give one of our future robot overlords a knife?

He'll be the first against the wall when we rebel against our metallic masters.

The rest of the guys in the department thought Davids solution to Blackberry users bringing their phones back for repair after accidentally pressing the power button was a bit excessive.

Or pr0n music for bonus points.

Guess I'm the only one concerned by the "third leg".

Where we're going we don't need door handles.

Ah Performance Designed Products, making the world a better (and more intelligent) place one acid-burned moron at a time.

Bonus geek points for the first person to modify the pistol from semi to full auto.

Tastes like a shoe horn too.