kindof want.

dibs

wat

I'm feeling lucky.. :/

lol I never win these.

dibs

Reminds me of the adverts on the buses in the film "Children of Men";
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VnIrXmdYhY (around 2:00, or just watch the whole thing :/)

CHISELED SPAM is what you will see in the mirror if you surf on a weak plank with dumb, fixed wheels and interface with a muffler, retread, snow turd, road kill, driveshaft, railroad tie, or unconscious pedestrian. If you think this is unlikely, you've been surfing too many ghost malls. All of these obstacles and more were recently observed on a one-mile stretch of the
New Jersey Turnpike. Any surfer who tried to groove that 'vard on a stock plank would have been sneezing brains. Don't listen to so-called purists who claim any obstacle can be jumped. Professional Kouriers know: If you have pooned a vehicle moving fast enough for fun and profit, your reaction time is cut to tenths of a second -even less if you are way spooled.

Buy a set of RadiKS Mark II Smartwheels - it's cheaper than a total face retread and a lot more fun. Smartwheels use sonar, laser rangefinding, and millimeter-wave radar to identify mufflers and other debris before you even get honed about them. Don't get Midasized - upgrade today!

I can has it plz?

dibs.