Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
Dude, your just a riot. Have you ever considered a career in comedy? You could get up on stage and just stand there and tell the same joke like a thousand times for a couple hours. You wouldn't even have to think up new jokes! Oh, and I got a stage name for ya : Steffen "Beat the Dead Horse Jobs". Anyways, you should definitely quit your job and go for it dude. You'll be great. That's assuming your older than twelve and you have a job. Which is pretty unlikely.