Is this the most comments any post has had here??

"Put the gun down or I'll make you ride this thing."

or

"Hey, psst, you think they realize we can't get past this car?"

Huh? I've got to set the moods? Why not hear me say "I need this ASAP" and have the table throb red with rivulets of blood dripping down the side?

This is so typical. They're trying to reduce customer service calls by serving the lowest common denominator. How about this? How about offering to help people activate immediately and still allow someone with a brain to respond "No, thanks, I can take care of it myself." ?? Is it that hard to trust the fact that SOME consumers actually can take care of this?

I'm sorry it costs you money to have someone sitting in a call center to serve your customers but...wow...you're operating a business, right? Maybe I'm stretching here but there is a cost of doing business no matter what you do. Give people the choice, not too many choices...just two. Trust me, the people that need to will flock towards the choice that suits them best.

Oh, and no, the people here complaining about your illiteracy aren't school teachers. They're the 10% of the population that's actually literate wishing you'd participate in literacy rather than bang on your keyboard. Maybe we should just mispell your name...I mean, chill out, it's just a name...

You're all focusing on the smudge that looks like piss...I want to know why she's got a package...