This is like one of those dinners that you get in the charity events, you don't get up and shout "100,000 DOLLARS FOR THIS CRAP YOU CALL FOOD?!, I WON'T PAY!"
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
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