Let me double my number of controllers to 2!

I'll use it on my PC!

You clearly meant a shitty Nazi, but are bound by journalistic restraints I am not.

Wait, people actually own the Bowflex? It's a thanksgiving miracle!

Thank TUAW, you have officially jumped the shark.

Ok....

And the hype train rolls on...

When I was in college, I knew about good games from friends and playing with other people. These days, I feel like I hear about games before they're even announced, the incrementally up until release. I appreciate it because I can see what upcoming games look interesting to me and then evaluate how they're shaping up, but at he same time it's madding because of all the info you get beforehand, and then have to wait two years before you actually get to play it.

Really? Their standards have gone down a bit over the last couple years(!) that I've read the blog, but they're much better than most out there.

"So how does this professional plaintiff idea work?"

1. Be a waste of space.
2. Find a sleazy lawyer
3. File suit in TX
4. Profit

*There is no "?????" step, unfortunately.

(Obligatory please bring it to the PS3 comment)