That's Olive Oyl, unless you're actually talking about the cooking ingredient.

I understand exactly what you were trying to do. But there's nothing to "bemoan" about posting first; only the immature even think to assign any connotations to it.

If you hear someone describing unemployment rates as having "grown really large", and you reply with, "Hey, I could've said, 'that's what she said!' but I didn't!", I really don't think you'd be met with a hearty acknowledgement of your sarcastic wit.

That you felt compelled to remark, as if in accomplishment, having avoided the lameness of "first post" makes it, ironically, much more lame.

This is much more intriguing. Replacing the icon-based UI with just an empty (or visually interactive) screen that responds with an array or gradient of different audio cues depending on where you drag your finger would be novel at the very least, and possibly a great new feature.

Moving your finger around triggers spoken cues (e.g. "Phone"), touch-release executes?

This could also remove the inferred limitation to a blind customer base.

Nice! So they squeezed a phone -and- a PMP into the casing of a minivan ceiling light? Those crazy modders!

"Dual LED" flash? That's just twice the failure. What's the point of 8MP without xenon flash?