Wouldn't it be better if they used a Fail Whale casing?
"Twitter is down, check back later."
"Twitter is down, check back later."
"Twitter is down, check back later."

Yeah, the headline is somewhat inaccurate. It's TSA-compliant, if anything.
Plus, it's anybody's game if you carry in a Dell laptop with one of those faulty exploding batteries in it...

Hey, don't you get it? Google's rickrolling us! Run for the hills!

Well, at least if you bought an "I Am Rich" app for this phone, it would be worth less than the phone itself.
It would also likely be making a true statement.

That, I do not believe is a typo. It's the correct past form (whichever form it was I forget) of "singe."
If they did mean to use the verb "sing" they would have said "recently sang a piece of nearby paper."

No! I have a first-generation iPod nano!
Seriously, though, am I the only person that thinks that these gadgets burst into flames only because they've been overheated one way or another? Apparently I am.
Additional remark: Apple must have seriously poor taste in choosing their batteries, if these stories are to be representative of a larger population of gadgets. First exploding MacBooks, now spontaneously combusting iPods...

Great! This is the perfect accessory for my homebrew homicidal AI.

This can mean only one thing...
Toshiba is still in the first phase of the stages of grief (which would be denial).
Wake me up when they get to the anger part.

Yay! Now to wait for a similar phone to come out through AT&T.
Wait a minute...

This explains why Ted Stevens' emails didn't get through that fast.