I used to like Les Stroud, but then I realized he was a huge pussy. He couldn't survive to save his life - he is always starving throughout the whole week because he can't catch anything to eat - I've never once even seen him catch a fish. There is absolutely no point for him not to have a camera crew except that it makes him appear like a "real" survivalist. If I was stranded somewhere with him, I'd take my chances on my own.

Can I play as Seven of 9's boobs?

Super Mario Balloon Boy! You heard it here first.

All I heard was pew pew pew.

Yes - Scientists egos are so large that instead of admitting they fucked something up, they concoct some asinine theory to try and cover their asses. Imagine if Dick Cheney and Bush had majored in theoretical physics - there were no WMD's in Iraq because the earth was already destroyed by Saddam and that's why no WMD's exist.

No thanks, the bulge in my pants is big enough as is.

My pants are doing a little resisting.

Playing these drums

Can you please put a NSFW tag on these posts next time - I just jizzed in my pants from looking at the screenshots.

Can Apple buttplugs eat a bullet already