What the hell is wrong with you? The setting for WW was fucking dire.

There was also the plot hole that if the Prince was supposed to die during the first game then why was he also destined to go back and create the sands in the first place?

Yep, this game looks like they lost the plot again. I thought they'd learnt not to take this franchise to seriously but it looks like we're in for another emo-fest. Not to mention the prince seemed to be moving more like a monkey, like he belongs on all fours.

Shame about the 2008 reboot not doing too well, I thought it was really good.

If they made this phone with a full front touch screen and soft keyboard I think I'd run down to the nearest phone shop and cum on the salesman's face.

Why was Steven Spielberg test driving it?

That thing looks awesome, I can't wait until the year 2096 when it's released in the UK.

There's this town near me (Belper) where all the bobbies in the town centre walk around with video cameras on their helmets.

It's not too late. If they just change the palm trees into hobos and make the enemies white it could be New York again.

Pity Orange are shite nowadays. No doubt they'll be branding every inch of the iPhone as they do with every other product.

That N900's starting to look really good. I used to be a total Nokia fanboi but since they didn't keep up with the whole interface revolution thing I got tired of defending. When I saw those pre-rendered videos of the N97 the first thing I thought was that the final product would be nothing like that but I was kind of glad that Nokia appeared to understand what they SHOULD be doing. Now the N900 looks smooth as silk in reality as well as the pre-rendered videos, I'm hoping Nokia are back in the game.

I used to love Nokia but I really wish they'd get their act together.