Yah a full body scan takes only a minute....then a week for the scans to be sent somewhere for someone to go over them, another two days for your doctor to get back to you with the news, another three weeks for the 3 figure bill to show up in the mail, and another two weeks for the bill from the specialist who went over the scan usually to the tune of less then $100 if you are lucky. If you aren't they fracked up the bill and it has to go in for remediation which is another month.

Ain’t progress great? If Philips wants to impress me they should develop a anti-asshole ray that can target everyone in the medical rack....I mean industry.

Aim for the crotch....its the only way to be sure.

We setup the APG's in the hall. Spot weld the ducts here, here, and here. Outstanding, now all we need is a deck of cards.

Its material crap. Who gives a fuck. As if the world is a lesser place with one less iPod or one less Guitar Hero.

Way too many materialistic asses in this world.

WTF?!? LOL!

Meh. The $199 or less HD-A3 is better then the all in one player. Better to drop $199 now and then if HDDVD looses drop another $199 later. Mean time I'll be watching ST:TOS and BSG: Season 1 in high def.

theifs no. Asshats...yes. Very much yes.

Light and sound are moving at the same relative speeds, at least perceptible by a person, when its close enough to hit your house. Now if your house was hit by lightening 12 miles away that would be a different matter but 12 miles ain't going to happen.
Chris is wrong though. You can have lightening without thunder. I don't know what they term is for it but I've seen it before. Its spooky as hell. Think it might be ball lightening or something like that.

The real question is does Duke Nuken Forever come bundled with it?

No seriously. I was expecting them to launch together the day after hell freezes over. Has anyone checked the packaging?

Somewhere out there an environmentalist is crying.