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So happy that my eyes implode and turn into small spheres composed of the essence of happiness. Soon, small rainbows come out from these spheres and touch the ground. Hundreds of thousands of small leprechauns pour out as well, all of whom start chanting "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...". The leprechauns then take to forming a large circle. They then sacrifice 25 of their own to summon the Happy monster, the happiest recorded creature known in existence. This creature spawns and grows to about 6'5". He walks over to me. He then gives me new functioning eyeballs, and gives me a high five and a pizza, then returns to his land.

More or less.

Joyswag: Brutal Legend and Eddie Riggs statue

Oct 13th 2009 10:57PM on Joystiq

I think it's clear what the true answer is.

Dio.

Swag Saturday: Guitar Hero 5 with Logitech Wireless Drums (PS3)

Oct 4th 2009 3:16AM on Joystiq

Well, once the 13th comes around, I'm picking up the two gems for this month, Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2, also gonna finally get around to picking up Arkham Asylum. When not playing those, I'll be playing some Guitar Hero and Rock Band. And when not doing any of those, I'll be melting some faces. For real. With my face melting gun. If you want in, or just don't want me to melt your faces, gimme a ring.

Swag Saturday: Guitar Hero triple pack and bass pedal

Sep 26th 2009 8:07PM on Joystiq

My favorite moment would have to be seeing Tenacious D live in NYC, and watching them beat the devil in a rock-off. Oh yeah...

Web content on Xbox Live not a Microsoft priority

Sep 21st 2009 3:45PM on Joystiq

That's just it though. I don't get why people watch for her either. I mean, I wasn't introduced to her until recently, when a friend told me how attractive she is, so I did a quick wiki search, and was greeted by this picture.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Felicia_HS.jpg

So...I fail to see why anyone enjoys The Guild.

Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.

"I commonly need to boot a system from an external disc and take a snapshot of the host system. I also then need to burn a copy of the image to a DVD. While I can do it with two separate external devices, and two power supplies, and two I/O cables, it'd be nice to find a small dual-drive enclosure. It would need to have USB, eSATA, and FireWire. Either slim-line or half-height bay for the optical burner would be fine, and space for either a 2.5- or 3.5-inch hard disc. Any ideas?"

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