Does anybody know where I can get a RIM job?

Mmm.

Fap, fap, fap....

And I suppose you could recreate the Mona Lisa with nothing, but a pen clenched between your arse cheeks?

If you've been affected by the issues in matt's post, call the action line on 0800 1357274. All calls are confidential.

Why does he have a buttplug in a lunchbox?

Maybe we're getting the PS3 update team's office party pictures included. 140MB... damn.

I'd agree with not losing a usb port. I accidentally fried the battery in one of my controllers by connecting it to a double powered 2.5" hdd usb cable. I saw the usb opportunity when the controller ran out of steam and went for it without thinking. Damn sony for being so stingy with their usb ports.

The form factor certainly looks as though it could give "unexpected pleasure".

Or a good one, necessarily. Bet the buttons are hellish to use.

It's cute, but I'm not looking to shave tiny fractions of space in my pocket.

Why are you such a scrotum infection, loocas?
You'll notice he said 18 month contracts. That's not quite 2 years.
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