JN: Well, I recommend that you visit your proctologist so he can pull your head out of your ass.

That '70 Camaro is ugly as hell.

This is brilliant. BMW has such a clear understanding of their brand, and what it entails, that it seems effortless.

I live in Liberty. It's a suburb of Kansas City with some of the better schools in the metro area. This is actually pretty cool.

They probably tried to do this with the Kansas City public schools, but were too afraid that the reprobates would try to pawn it for crack or rims.

Don't get too excited. I've made the mistake of buying two AIW's over the last 5 years or so, and were both non-functional pieces of shit. Their software was always buggy as hell; one update would fix a small issue but break major functionality like, say, the TV guide. The DVR functionality killed the performance of a relatively top-of-the-line system to the point where I really couldn't do too much else. All in all, a shitty product designed by a shitty company powered by the king shit of all software.

I'll never buy another ATI product again.

Oh, so tell me all about your fascinating Prius, Mr. Livingstone. Have you driven any good Dust Busters lately?

Uh, I'm guessing that his clip on hard top did nothing to enhance the structural integrity of the car.

That's like saying I become more agile when I strap on a football helmet.

Ja, we have engineered a revolutionary new driver aid. Ve call zis "der Naptronic."

http://www.autoblog.com/photos/2009-bmw-m3-convertible/590770/

Oh sweet bleeding jeebus... no. NOOOOOO!

Good news is that it seems to be decently quick, but it bobbed and weaved a lot in the corners.

It's odd to see a guy in full race garb sitting that high in the car.

Looking forward to finally being able to ditch my frickin' 1st gen RAZR. You know something's lame when even the white trash flesh bags at Wal-Mart have one glued to their turnip-like heads...