... does it have a headphone jack?

Every other Canon that can accept EF-S can also accept EF, so I see no reason why this camera can't accept EF as well.

You can order the remote but set it for in-store pickup and never pick it up. You'll be refunded automatically after 14 days.

Damnit! I just bought their older 22-inch fpd2275w. :(

No optical drive. (I have a USB optical drive that is bootable -- but, my experience with the P1510 was that not all USB devices are bootable.)

Tablet PC is a $50 premium over XP Pro which is the default. Fujitsu is offering a free upgrade to Vista Business from both OS's however, so, if you can wait, you can save $50 and use the tablet features in Vista instead.

500 Mhz is absolutely perfect for wireless web browsing from bed, or, taking notes in a meeting. If I need to do any thing CPU intensive, I can always just do it over remote desktop to my workstation over wireless. But, please don't expect the thing to be able to decode xvid/divx or play other movies without skipping. It's nothing more than a toy. Please don't think of it as anything else.

A baseline P1610 is $1599 or so [1]. (Bumping it up to a gig of ram, which I will probably do, will push it up to $2200 though. :( Assuming you're the Shogmaster from NeoGAF I'll post impressions there when it gets delivered.)

[1] http://www.euclidcomputers.com/frameset.cgi?finditem+laptop+Fujitsu+FPCM21033+froogle+11%2F5%2F2006-21%3A15+4

Oh, and, even though I'm not impressed with the specs, (yes, the Geode is ridiculously slow), it's cheap enough that I can just buy the thing as a disposable toy. :)
I just need to find a place to import it from, and I'd buy it like that.

Please Please don't buy a P1510. Buy a P1610 instead :)
Should come out in a few days.

:(