Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
It went something like this, in the traditional l4d "internet forum on a wall" style:
"rip midnight riders"
"no they're fine, they got airlifted out"
"I hope they're ok"
"wait, they got a chopper already? We've been waiting here days!"
"omfg, sellouts"
"I hope they crash and die"
Well that's not how it goes EXACTLY but you get the picture.