Yeah, amateur hour big time.

Booty town

swordfish remains!

Her thighs are so meaty.

Online only. Nobody 'round these parts but the Mart of Wal.

I can't believe there's a Frequency mention but you skipped the fact that they appeared in the (much better) Amplitude as well. (didn't they? I'm almost certain they did). Harmonix = rocking out for much longer than most people think.

Has everyone missed the obvious connection here??? I must really be getting old..

"Greetings. The Master Control Program has chosen you to serve your system on the Game Grid. Those of you who continue to profess a belief in the Users will receive the standard substandard training, which will result in your eventual elimination. Those of you who renounce this superstitious and hysterical belief will be eligible to join the warrior elite of the MCP. You will each receive an identity disk. Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disk. If you lose your disk or fail to obey commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution. That will be all."

"we don't need AIR RIOTS on planes and public panic"

Scaremonger much? Seriously... All the potential that in-flight WiFi offers, and you focus on people rioting because of some news story? Puh-leeeze.

Now wouldn't closing a thread about Jack Valenti be the pinnacle of appropriate behavior.

I say do it if only to illustrate what he would have done, if he only had the chance.

Say what you will about the man, but that picture of him on Air Force One after Kennedy was shot gives me chills for some reason.. A total slice of time caught on film.

...Not to mention the fact that publishers will save BOATLOADS on printing, distribution, and warehousing - all of which are, I assume, their greatest expenses outside of marketing.