I've come to like engadget quite a bit in the past year, but you guys are showing yourselves to be complete wannabes. You completely ripped this off of DAPreview. Grow up, guys; try being professional for once. Or maybe you can just delete all the comments that prove you wrong, I hear that's a cool thing to do.

You guys provide a lot of cutting edge gadget news, theres no reason not to credit the occasional DAP-related item to another site.

Somewhere there is a short asian woman working at a dry cleaner, cleaning the crap out of Steve Jobs' pants.

Did anyone actually follow the link? I thought this thing was amazing...until I saw the pic of it actually on someone's wrist. It's huge! You might as well strap your phone on instead. You're not gonna look like Dick Tracy with this thing, just a retard.

Those poor best-selling, millionaire authors. Good thing they won't be stressed out this way.

Besides, its not like the whole point of getting your book signed by the auther is getting to meet the author, or anything.

please...

come on...

I fuckin hope its a touchscreen iPod. Then I can laugh at Apple for finally going too far. A touchscreen dap sounds like it'd be all sweet and all, but I think it would end up being a horrible idea. Who wants to smudge, scratch and dirty the same screen they are watching videos on, and then when they try to wipe it clean, end up hitting six buttons. And hella if anyone is gonna carry around a pointer thing like for PDAs. Besides, I like the idea of being able to change tracks and volume without taking my DAP out of my back jeans pocket.

So go ahead, Apple, sign your own death certificate.

OK, there's really only five choices cuz the Euro/starter ones won't be in the same market.

Then you basically say, "Am I a consumer or a business user?" If you're business and you're buying for your biatches, you get Vista Business; if you're business and you ain't got no biatches, you go Vista Enterprise.

If you're consumer, you say, "Am I the shiznit or the nitwit?" If you're the nitwit, you go Vista Basic. If you're the shiznit, you go Vista Premium. If you say, "Aw hell no, bitches, I'm God!" you go Vista Ultimate.

Simple enough.

please...

I think this guy is a design engineer for Creative...