Sorry, you're all wasting your breath. Kotick's describing basically all corporate culture in America. You want to know why Americans are fat, depressed and in debt, hate their jobs and each other? Look no further than this pathetic quest for profits at the expense of happiness.

Wow, Jack is sure "extreme." He plays by his own "rules"! He's nobody's "bitch"!

Yawn. 1974 is calling and wants its boredom back. I wonder what kind of "critic" this nth generation derivative could be a "darling" of.

What number do we call to report our national economy has been stolen by the wealthiest thieves in history? Tell the cops to meet us on Wall St and bring the SWAT Team, too. We want the bad guys taken down, now.

Dude, getcha steroid-inflated mitts offa ya baby girl's butta!

Forget this. Spend the money on an N800, run the brilliant open source FBReader, and get wifi, Skype, mp3, video, etc., all for the same price.

Yes, a taxpayer-financed murder simulator is a great use of government resources. And super "patriotic" too. Provided that it can help convince impressionable kids to throw away their lives on an illegal, immoral war, we'll want one in every mall in America!

"I somehow think the guys who do this stuff for a living, you know, market analysts, are pretty much miles ahead of anything anyone here can think of. No offense, but its important to know when you don't know sh*t about sh*t."

Yes, that's why they've lost billions. Because they know sh*t about sh*t. Bzzzt: thanks for playing.

>Also, we call contracts "Service agreements". We
>avoid using th e trem contract when at all possible.

Helps you snowjob the rubes, does it?

"Bill got all riled up, that's nonsense what he said, but he was bound to say it by the line of questioning..."

You think he's such a thin-skinned little puppy? Levy's questions were puff balls, actually.

Gates lost it--proof the Apple ads are hitting a nerve. Frankly, if anything, Hodgman's shtick is gentle satire. PCs are on average much, much worse and their users--present company excepted, of course, har har!--much more doltish. Let Gates spend an hour doing Windoze tech support if he thinks otherwise about the great unwashed using his crapware!