its 3pm, you're at work, you receive this text message "You have not paid your bill. There is someone at your door. Send us $32 or we will unlock the door and let them in."

If it is only used to ferry people, its hard to see how this would be better then something like a subway or train.

Also, by the time you get through security to board these planes...... "please arrive at the airport 2 hours before your flight"

land rover drivers have longer iphones

start the penis jokes...

does anyone have photo showing the car at night with the light on (i only found photos of the road). I want to see what the car would look like.

Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives take them with you! However leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Jesus, I'm sorry I didnt see you there.
Are you ok?
>Yes.
What happened, did you fall?
>No, I'm fine. Please leave me alone.
You've been drinking.
>I haven't been drinking
Why are you lying in the middle of the pavement?
Your could have broken my neck!
Look... what's wrong?
Here let me help you up.
>No! Don't touch me!
What's the mater with him? Has he fallen?
No... he hasn't fallen.
Is he hurt?
No, please, all of you, leave me alone.
He must be mad.
>I'm not mad. Just leave me alone.
Why are you just lying down?
Why won't you tell me what's wrong?
>Look I can't tell you...
>...it wouldn't be right.
-He must be mad.
-Oh look Officer!
Officer!
Are you alright?
>I'm fine. Please, will you just let me lie here.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that sir.
>Don't touch me!
Just tell me why you're lying here. Tell me!
>You don't want to know, please believe me.
You don't think there's any point right?
What, that we're all going to die? Is that it? Is that why you're lying here?
>No.
Tell us! Tell us for Christ's sake!
>You want to know why I'm lying here?
Yes!
>You really want to know?
>Yes I'll tell you, I'll tell why I'm lying here...
>...but god forgive me...
>...and God help us all...
>...because you don't know what you ask of me.
Tell us!

"you'll shoot your ice out" is a reference to the movie 'a christmas story', so is the icicle comment.
http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/quotes

an icicle fell on me

there are 112,320 points, which one do you want? ;)