not quite as cool as the glasses handle. I mean "optigrab."

man puts kick me sign on self and own company.

this is a toy. And, hopefully, it will get kids interested in music.
As for it being junk... maybe.
But not much junkier than what you can get now for $25 (a used strat copy?) and it will give the kids something to play with other than the real guitar. (My parents unwittingly let me play around with my mom's old $50 guitar she had from college. Thankfully I didn't break it: it's a 1935 Martin. Yikes!).

I'm pretty sure you can see Corsica from the Nice airport. (almost).

I hope the "wood" panels are actually the stick on vinyl stuff for lining kitchen drawers.

If you think about it, all post-analog synths do something very similar: software with a hardware interface.

Waiting for their "Dx-7000"

"DS users don't need a sign to tell them to jump in front of a train..."

treo? like: casio vl-1, rhythm "rock 1", tempo=0. (bad pun, sorry).

Get served by a tall cool server.

Do you want to? Nah. I would be down with the Josef K model, though. Is creative doing a comsat angels one?