"25. "10. Who's that booth babe in the third picture?"

babe?

i do not think that word means what you think it means.

i see a barrel-shaped butterhog."

Congratulations, x23, you're officially queer for not having the common sense you should've been born with to get that she's wearing a vest and it's a tad bulky, or flowing... but she's not bulky.
Okay, so you'll understand I'll put it in small words -- you're dumb.

On the controller -- Now, allow me to preface this by saying I haven't handled one of these controllers so I'll not make stupid widebrush statements about it, but does it figure to anyone else that essentially breaking a controller into two pieces is a bad idea? I don't want a controller that's cumbersome & even if I just use one half of it, WHY? Are the current "normal" controllers truly that bad? I'm just speculating, not bashing, but I think the appearance alone will offput some potential customers. Though it's certainly possible it'll draw people in also.

"1. IT'S NOT A NEW PRODUCT! "

How strange that these are actually built with less quality than the self-heating coffees I used to buy from the local store owners in Baghdad last year.

I suppose Wolfgang will find a lesson in this; do your homework on the companies you lend your name to, no matter how much cash they send your way.

Self-cooling Frapps... maybe they could be auto-cooled with liquid nitrogen. I'm sure that'd be Super Safe to use. (sarcasm off)

Okay... far too many of you are insisting that price will end up killing BD... Are none of you who yell this crap old enough to remember how expensive the first DVD players were?
Now hush up and enjoy the battle, as it causes prices to drop... but it'll take a while, so don't get your tighty whities in a wad.

Good Eats; most excellent show. Alton Brown would likely love one of these spoons, if only for the sake of keeping it next to his IR temperature gun.

The tech-savvy kids will love this thing... In fact, it's so cute and utterly ridiculous I'd probably buy one for myself. ;)

Okay, so as not to be completely negative or sarcastic... Willy Wonka (the original) would be excellent in Smell-A-Vision... and it would greatly increase sales of Sno-Caps in the theater it's being shown in.

Fan noise? Do you people sit the PS2 in your lap? Never heard it... ever. (Are you maybe turning your speakers off and reading subtitles?)

Is anyone working on getting Half Baked into these Stink-O-Theaters?

Actually, I'd sorta liken this to the new TVs with backlighting... it might just be enjoyable. (or not)

Sweet... pop-up ads. But are they tailored to rich folks? Maybe pop-ups from yacht manufacturers or pop-ups from Custom Cups --> http://www.customcups.net/pimpcups.html
Bling Bling, indeed. You could check your overpriced email while sipping bubbly from your $80 pimp cup... Snoop would be jealous.

I'm going to go vomit now. ;)