I remember this one. While testing it, they mounted a "wall" of plywood on some big ass springs in the front of his pickup truck. Then proceeded to hit him doing like 20Mph. He'd go tumbling across the yard, get up and they'd do it again. AFAIK they never did get a bear to attack him. They were too afraid of the suit. They even went so far as to pour honey and other food stuffs on him and he let a black bear get right up to licking the stuff. When he made a grab for the bear it too off.

Boss to moron employe

"Well here's my old Thinkpad 560X, the battery is shot, but it will get you through till the next budget cycle."

You must work for the TSA, and still live in your mom's basement.

You mean like the US?

Hey, blame the manufacturer for that. You can't get just the seat. You have to buy the whole toilet assembly. Let me tell you, FAA approved toilets aren't cheap.

Because it's a two year old phone.

Yea, that dish network remote will just about run everything.

Heh, once you actually add some decent hardware to these things may as well buy a mac.

From their site.

Graphics

Intel® Integrated Graphics Media Accelerator X3100
or
Discrete Graphic Card: 256MB ATI® Mobility Radeon HD 3450

So in most states you can't use a cell phone while driving, but you can surf porn. Yea, that makes sense.