Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm in the market for a new phone and money isn't a limitation. I'm also not partial to any particular US carrier, but here are some of the features I'd like to have: WiFi, GPS, good coverage in lots of places, push Gmail (a must!), physical keyboard (a must!), a touchscreen, decent battery life and a relatively slim body. And please, nothing that has a fruit logo on it. No offense to the fruit fans, though. Thanks!"
But who is going to have this in their cube. The noise it makes would piss me off if I had to hear that every time some jackass wanted to try it out. Make it silent so it doesn't intrude on everyone. Maybe that airsoft gun turret, 5000 RPM would be more of a deterrent.