Palestinian Haxxors, start your engines!

I think it's written in the Muslim holy book, thou shall run a holy kiddie script and thyne enemies will turn upon themselves.

This is a joke right?
Millions of kids descend on the country, Sierra club pushes for tax to prevent erosion , suggests kids visit the country 'virtually' maybe in some type of video game.

How come babies are so freakin annoying to the parents?
Everyone I know has said at some point they have felt like slapping a crying baby.
How come babies didn't evolve to be a little less annoying, surely before legal consequence they all got a good slap.
You wouldn't think that being insanely annoying to the people charged with supporting your life would be a good idea, another mystery of evolution I guess.
OK it may need food, but babies seem to cry every time the slightest thing doesn't suit them...you know like spoiled brats.

I'm so excited, this may actually make me delete those 10,000 mp3's I've got on my HD, Oh and trash all those top 40 albums I've got on a DVD in my drawer, Oh and delete Limewire and buy a frukin lame-ass-last-years-technology iPod...on second thoughts...you know the rest.

I actually long for the good old days when music was real hard to come by and it meant something.
The sweet smell of fresh LP covers, the static on your fingers as you pulled it out of the sleeve, that slight nervous twitch as you dropped the needle on the run-in. You couldn't press 'skip' so instead you listened to the whole thing.
They'll probably package the experience in with the music file soon, start recording yours now, it's all we'll have left one day....memories

Ha everythibg about Al Bore is a joke, if you look up 'Hypocrite' in the book of Hypocrites you'll see a picture of Al Bore with a reference to the back page where you find he's the author.

I don't mean that in a satirical way , I mean it in a 'He really is full of sh1t' way.

He is performing the most point-perfect 'Jumping on the bandwagon to get elected as the president' in history and the Greens are too excited to notice.

Funnily enough our office (BT) is full of people who have BT Vision because they get it for free and everyone has a different story about the noisy fan in that set top box. Mine is silent, the guy opposite me says he puts a box over it to stifle the noise....strange

Help me here, does this thing have full Wimax range?
I mean could you stick on your roof and get a signal 10 miles away?
Or have some one hack your encryption from 6 blocks down?

Saw an advert last night on UK TV, a large supermarket chain are selling 'The ultimate workout mix' and they show a picture of an iPod against the CD's with, upload to your portable music player.
The advert goes on to show people using mp3 players in various situations.
Is this an mp3 disk?
I doubt it, seeing as it's a double disk set and only has about 80 tracks.
Looks like Tesco's in for a RIASS kickin

My N95 has internet radio (works great), Genesis/SNES/Gameboy emulators (perfect with sound), Tomtom, Opera browser, VOIP , Google Maps, MGMAPS, Viewranger (Full UK survey maps), Mobilreader, Shazam online song recogniser (works unbelievably well) Symella (bittorrent).Pedometer using the built in accelerometer. Remote desktop (RDH). Full 3D gaming and last but not least
LIGHTSABRE!!!!

The camera quality on the N95 is very, very good. Pictures taken in sunlight will compare with most dedicated cameras to the untrained eye (normal people) It's just a bit slow to autofocus in the dark and the flash is about 30% of what you would want, though it atually usually gives better pictures at dark parties because you don't get white faces of close up people. The image is nearer reality TBH.

By the way I paid 180 quid with contract for it, an avaerage camera is that much in the UK so it was a no-brainer.