Give this thing (at least) Bluetooth, so I can use a BT headset, and I will care. I would have to think that it would have this, or few would bother with it.

Vonage will be more "in the game" when they wake up and realize that their VOIP competitors are offering a lot more for a lot less. Their prices are way out of line.

I've always thought that Paris is unbelievably hot and has a great body. We all like different things, and I like 'em thin and toned. I'd also love to f*ck her, though, as has been already said, with multiple layers of protection and no kissing.

However, this does not mean that I think she'd be anything special in the sack... I saw her video and she looked like a horrible f*ck. Sure, maybe that was a few years ago, and she's had hundreds of guys since then, but I think a lot of those guys did her for the same reasons I would -- just to do her. Even though she's annoying as heck and seems dumb as a rock, there is just something about her that makes so many men want to f*ck her. Not date her though... Just f*ck her. I'm one of those guys.

R-O-F-L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Steve, you got us on that one... So what are the real announcements?

It's made by Apple -- it must be exactly what all of us need and have been waiting for... Right? No matter what the price? Come on, guys! LOL

"Apple announces new 'iPod midas', which changes Ashlee Simpson tunes from lead to gold!" Or, the "iPod matrix", which turns each person's life into the fantasy they have always dreamed of!

All a person needs in life is an iPod and every accessory made (by Apple) for it.

Yes, I can read. The article above says phasing out old products "could be what they are doing with the Shuffle". I am saying this is a stupid idea. Hopefully they don't do this.

As for the Shuffle having a lower price, can't you read? I never said I was annoyed with that. Sure, of course it's great, though it doesn't really help me, since I already have mine.

What we need are Nanos with MORE capacity, as was stated above, in #15. This is what people will really get excited about, in my opinion.

This thing replacing the Shuffle makes no sense. The Shuffle is perfect for going to the gym, etc., because of its tiny size, cheapness, and simplicity. It has no display, because one is not needed. Also, I would guess that when you have a Shuffle, many (like me) will also end up getting a Nano, as they are suited for completely different things.

I think this is a really stupid move. The only change they should make is to include an arm band with the Shuffle, and ditch that idiotic "lanyard" (no, it's a necklace). Or at least include the arm band in addition to that useless thing.