I DESPERATELY need a new phone. By desperately, I mean I don't actually need one, because no one actually needs a cell phone, but for the sake of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd say getting a cell phone is probably in order. (And I just got a ticket yesterday for doing a rolling stop at a stop sign, so now I'm broke again)

So now, I sit back and wait, and pretend life has reverse karma, and gives me a cell phone.

Wait, what did the guys at U of C do? Or was that just typical U of C humor?

When the old deformed elders get to make sweet, sweet love to the unwilling hotties.

No, you just need a drum key.

And I mean, it's clearly an over-sized snare drum that they attatched legs to. It's the size of a bass drum, yes, but clearly a snare shell. They could've found a bit more of a transparent drum head for the bottom though...I wonder if it's just as simple as a normal snare or kick drum to change out the head? It seems like any normal one would work...and my kick drum has a double-ply head with sound insulation, so that seems like it would work much better (unless it trapped too much heat).

Anyway, coolest case ever.

he has more muscle mass than any nerd of his caliber should.

ctrl+alt+tool

**Changes your background to say REBOOT ME**

Only old geezers still tape 'kick me' signs to people.

**quickly registers iCar.com, iStove.com, iHouse.com, iPresident.com, iI.com, iRandomHiTechDevice.com**

not having to worry about the money to buy one, so that I can stay unemployed, and keep playing bar gigs and city festivals with my band, and being the most tech savvy drum bum north of the mississippi.

it's tough news that the update comes out...tomorrow? if you're that a.d.d. that a one day wait has you climbing the walls, you should probably hey look a bird i wonder what's on tv time for videogames!111!1!

cheesy or not, if i ever play Quake again, that's gonna be my name.