Um, guys?

DHL DOES NOT OWN ANY TRAINS! In California, the two major carriers are Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) and Union Pacific (UP).

Microsoft is barking up the wrong tree.

I don't see any "controversial side piece"; I see a side view of the same piece with the guy's thumb and fingers sticking up thru the track and key holes.

Next they might just invent CTRL-ALT-DEL!

What happened to the iPhone 2.0 firmware that was supposed to be out by July 30?

Also know that Verizon is about to restrict newsgroups to the "Big 8" hierarchies, which includes the elimination of their customers being able to view the entire "alt" hierarchy. Even legitimate groups like alt.binaries.pictures.scenic. This is apparently being lauded by the New York AG and Verizon as a way to limit child porn.

I would suggest rewarding Verizon with fewer customers as a result.

Gives new meaning to the word "crash"

http://homepage.mac.com/behni/PhotoAlbum1.html

This is old news.

I did, however, turn my Mac SE into a touch-screen Mac Mini, complete with TV.

Seems to me that for any validity, this idiot would have had to sue Apple about 10 years ago. I know the "Wall Street" model G3 books had lights; can't remember if previous ones did.

Actually, since the roads in my neighborhood have been taken over by huge pelletons of bike-riding yuppies, I'd love to find a way to add tear gas to my car exhaust. Too bad this helmet would negate those ideas.