That Sonos rig is sweet. If I had this at home, productivity would soar, thereby creating an infinitesimal boost to the global economy. Hooray for me (with my Sonos)!

Cheers Engadget.

It's Ernie. He's my favorite.

Thanks.

Pew! Pew! Yes please!

I can has phonage?

To bad you won't be able to hear the movie over the roar of the 360.

Yes, pretty please!

Me please. Thanks!

To continue on the "pretty wife/hot mistress" analogy, anyone who's ever been married for any length of time will tell you what you really need is both.

The Lenovo to do your washing and cook you dinner, and then a little MBA tucked away on the side when you want to get off.

Speak, erm...metaphorically, off course.

The problem with the Lenovo is that it's going to want to talk about its feelings all the time, and start to resent you for playing so much Free Cell and why you haven't updated your expenses spreadsheet for 3 months.

The MBA doesn't care about that stuff. She just wants you to multi-touch her. Her ports are a bit of a squeeze, but to be honest, it's a nice change.

I have a write and wipe board that I draw pictures of imaginary video games on.

Only just found out about the giveaways. Doh!