How well will they stand up to hail is what I want to know.

At least I'll be honest and say I didn't read all of the rules. But you can still pick me and then I'll read them, promise.

I know I want it!

Have you ever used a Harmony remote?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't find the offensive.

It needs some kind of built in light. I want to read in bed with the rest of the room dark so the wife can sleep.

Ok so not "backlit" but side lit or something. I just want to read in the dark, damn it.

I want to go there

If the person you are calling has Sprint, they can turn that off. I have and thus you don't get that message when you call and I ignore you.

If you are going to get sand in your vagina over voicemail, it should be how awful voice mail is. With Sprint I can not do last in, first out. This means I often get 3-4 minute voicemails of people describing their issues with a lot of uhhhhhs and hmmmmms only then to get to the next message that says "Disregard previous message, I rebooted and it works now."

Google Voice number portability can't come soon enough.

I've always thought a little touching could fix quite a few things.