I was looking to get a charger.

Me want

It's actually available in Canada for once!!!!???

http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/02/new-apple-bluetooth-keyboard-arrives-at-the-fcc-new-mouse-rumor/

Engadget confirms the new ones existence (through an FCC filing), so I'll definitely return it now for the new model (which hopefully comes out soon).

I literally bought a Mighty Mouse 2 days ago, I don't wan't to hear this now... maybe I should preemptively return it.

I haven't burned a CD in about a year... but I believe it was a mix CD that served as a Christmas present.

MRCUR

The New Macbooks (well actually they've had it for awhile now) will copy the ram contents to the hardrive when it goes to sleep so if the power goes out your still safe.

You have a few options available to you to remove this functionality, but I suggest using http://www.jinx.de/SmartSleep.html which can be configured to only use the slower method when your battery is low thereby protecting you.

"sudo rm -rf /"

Nobody run it, I just saw it in a topic as basically an insanely easy way to fry your computer.

A copy of Windows XP, this kills my chances right?

Click the super monkey ball you link you posted then click appstore in the title bar and you can navigate the app store in it's entirety. Aka The whole thing is up and running just with a link displayed publicly.