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Jake
Member Since Feb 25th, 2006

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Greenpeace takes a break from issuing reports to vandalize HP corporate HQ

Jul 29th 2009 3:18PM on Engadget

This is the definition of domestic terrorism, people. We CANNOT allow, under any circumstances, these people to have free reign like this. They are terrorists just like al-Quada, and must be treated as such, off to Guantanamo with them!

Keepin' it real fake, part CLXXIII: 8-bit Xbox 360 / PS3 consoles only serve to dash dreams

Dec 26th 2008 6:50PM on Engadget

Hey kid, get off that mailbox, that's government property!

That was a genuinely funny comment, well played.

OLPC achieves goal of One Laptop Per Child... on The Rock

Aug 22nd 2008 11:00AM on Engadget

I expected to see something along the lines of a certain ex-professional wrestler handing out some laptops, co-branded with the WW* "scratch" logo.

* Added to represent the F in World Wrestling Federation, because saying the full name is legal according to the panda bear hugging hippies, but the initials belong to the hippie bamboo munchers, and because of that, I refuse to use the initials WWE, when referring to "The Revolutionary Force in Sports-Entertainment"

Nintendo "passionately upset" about Wii shortages, won't give out free Mario cakes

Apr 24th 2008 11:41PM on Engadget

I went to a Best Buy in Washington state randomly after work one day. They had 6 that just got off the truck. Needless to say, that was an impulse buy!

GPS baby Jesus stolen again, found across the street

Dec 28th 2007 2:56PM on Engadget

It looks like the ugly stick got her hard...Rot in jail for this, you ugly bitch

Willcom shows off an Android prototype

Dec 11th 2007 2:56PM on Engadget

It's no Lt. Commander Data!

NASA unveils the Chariot "lunar truck"

Oct 31st 2007 5:21AM on Engadget

Are you talking about locating, and re-powering the 3 Lunar Rovers of the early 70's, deployed by Apollos 15, 16, 17? The vehicles were designed by GM (IIRC). I imagine you could start one or more back up by getting a fresh battery to them, but there's no telling what spending nearly 40 years on the moon might have done to them.

Keepin' it real fake, part LXXXII: The Chintendo Vii

Oct 22nd 2007 5:55PM on Engadget

Nuke teh goddamned gooks!

Goodbye dollar, hello QUID: intergalactic currency proposed

Oct 9th 2007 1:29AM on Engadget

When someone makes Warp Drive a reality, then come talk to me.

*imitates Patrick Stewart* ENGAGE!

Diamond planning HD 2900 XT-based 2GB VFX 2000 pro GPU?

Sep 1st 2007 12:25PM on Engadget

Oh well. A guy can dream (or modify :)

Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.

"I just moved into a new apartment and have been reading about all of the new power strips out there, especially the green ones. I was wondering if you had any suggestions about which "green "power strips are out there with decent joules ratings. And when I say green, I mean power strips that have the remotes or switches to turn off all electricity flowing to certain plugs and with at least 2 plugs that are always on. I was looking specifically at sub $50 because I will need two, but if that is not possible I could be convinced otherwise. Thanks!"

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