Do not eat iToast (or chew if in the UK)

I'm sorry, Hitachi - I was fine if you wanted me to 'get perpendicular', but if you think I'm renaming all my folders to 'Suzy Song', 'Mack Movie', 'Kimmy Kamera' (ick) and 'Joey Joystick' then you are sorely mistaken!

Seriously though, these promos are great - would you rather have some boring boffin or pathetic 'with-it' person telling you about a company's latest technology. or the some of the most cringe-worthy musical numbers ever created? I know which one I'd prefer. And to John Z - 'Katamari Hitachi' - that is genius sir, vote up from me!

Lol, don't you mean 'Eee'rily fast?

(taken from the manual) 'Side Lamps = Red: A music file or motion file is damaged. Or, excessive mechanical load has been applied to the player while it is moving.'

Have Sony even seen films such as Terminator or I, Robot? Putting red in a device like this is just asking for trouble. When everyone on this Earth is being tripped up because Rollys have evolved their programming to justify that doing so ensures the survival of mankind, don't be surprised to hear me say 'I told you so!'

All I need now is Microsoft Flight Simulator and I can finally go to where I want, not some pesky airport a few miles away from my actual destination

'we likely... a lot'

It certainly shows how fast you wanted to put up this 'breaking news' item - is this Engadget's equivalent to 'FIRST!'?

You're not supposed to. That's the browser going backwards and forwards between visited pages. When you select a page it fills the screen and the text is bigger

But when can I generates me some 1.21 GIGAWATTS!

I have a DS and I'm not going to lower my home network's security by dropping it to WEP. Can I have have the Wii connected to my network using WPA, and the DS connect to the Wii with WEP, and still access Ninty's WiFi Connection service on the DS through the Wii?

I hope that isn't a photo of the unit - because all air conditioner units I know sense someone's presence if they have a remote control in their hand as well