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It's shocking how accurate EA's Celebrity Sports Showdown seems to be as a simulator of the life of a famous person. Well, not in some ways -- most celebrities aren't taking part in jet-fighter-based activities, these days, mostly because of rising fuel costs. And, of course, most celebrities, whil...

September 8th 2008 at 6:25pm 0 Comments
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Click image for more ludicrous, I-can't-believe-they-actually-did-this screens. When we took on this job, we never quite expected to be commenting on a picture of country music star Keith Urban skiing, but we'll do our best. So that's Keith Urban skiing, and this is Celebrity Sports Showdown, the la...

August 13th 2008 at 1:40pm 0 Comments
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And then kill yourself immediately, please. We suggest taking your copy of Celebrity Sports Showdown, EA Canada's zeitgeist fart and 12-sport minigame miasma, and wedging it vertically between a few issues of Teeny Bopper Monthly before leaping into it, face first, using the mound of self-pity you'...

August 13th 2008 at 12:40pm 0 Comments