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Hey game devs – got any great ideas? How about a dual-stick shooter set in the late twenty-first century? Or maybe a first-person shooter about a super soldier fighting a religious war on a ring-shaped planet? Hey, those are both great ideas!... but don't tell us, tell game designers Eugene J...

March 26th 2009 at 4:45pm 0 Comments
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There are only two ways to think of Target Terror: bad, or awesomely bad. The game is so ridiculous that it's in the same vein as the cheesiest of low-budget movies. It may surprise you, then, that the inspiration for Target Terror came from something as serious as the events of 9/11. Eugene Jarvis...

May 28th 2008 at 7:00pm 0 Comments
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We know what you're going to say: "But Joystiq, when Sega makes a crappy light-gun Wii port, you tease them about it. Why does Konami catch a break?" We're glad you asked and there's actually two reasons: First, because of the struggling, out-of-work FMV actors who can barely scrape together enough...

January 3rd 2008 at 2:26pm 0 Comments