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What do wild animals think when they see a druid in feral form? Do they consider it an outsider, or do they welcome it into the fold? Beta tester Skamp of Thunder Cats on Borean Tundra (US-A) seems to have drawn the attention of this weird toucan-like bird, but so far it's holding off on attacking...

September 15th 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Who is that orc? She's so mysterious! Well, she's standing atop a bed of flowers using a branch with berries as a sword and a flower as a shield, which is actually pretty mysterious behavior for anyone who isn't a six-year-old girl or a drunk cosplayer. Still, if you have to title yourself Mysterio...

August 22nd 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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"Thanks to the weakening of the boundaries between alternate realities (CRZ), this is just your average day in Goldshire's Lion's Pride Inn," writes submitter Enishi of Darkwind on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "Alliance, Horde, debauchery, it's all here. Those unfamiliar with this Moon Guard reality tak...

May 1st 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Let me tell you a story, adventurer. This is the tale of an age long past, when the pandaren were forced to worship the larger, levitating pandaren. Someone was carrying around a red ball. There was also the ghost of a dead saurok, and a statue of a dragon, I guess. And ... all the larger pandaren...

April 8th 2014 at 1:00pm 0 Comments
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The standards for child adoption in Azeroth are still disturbingly low, I see. Submitter Randomlock of Randomnoobs and Friends on Tichondrius (US-H) somehow managed to obtain guardianship of this Argent Gruntling, which he thoughtfully named I Farm Gold. Rather than put I Farm Gold in any sort of s...

April 2nd 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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"Many guilds request that potential members fill out an application, as it's a good way to see if a new member will fit in," writes submitter Gimmlette. "Spectacular Death of Llane (US-A) also asks some follow-up questions, such as 'What should you never do to a Mogwai?' If you remember, you should...

March 4th 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Because a Kor'kron party is mandatory. Submitter Karhog and his orc and goblin only guild Korkron Vanguard on Argent Dawn (EU-H), who missed a perfect opportunity to name themselves "It's Not Easy Being Green", held an impromptu rave in one of the Orgrimmar elevators. No stimulants were used, in ac...

January 29th 2014 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Such a shame to waste that much food! Don't you know there are children starving in Pandaria? Well, not the pandaren children, who are actually pretty chubby. That infinitely replenishing farm in Halfhill has gotten kind of old, so now everyone's buying prepackaged, fattening stuff from the vendors...

November 13th 2013 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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The announcement of Warlords of Draenor has sent a bolt of nostalgia coursing through my heart. So when I saw this picture of Vazula of Moon Ascendant on Hyjal (US-H) standing just inside the entrance to Onyxia's Lair, I thought it was a screenshot from back in the day. It reminded me of my own fem...

November 12th 2013 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Submitter Ysabéll of The Evil Dead on Malygos (US-A) writes, "After providing the denizens of Goldshire, Northshire and all the forests and roads in between with the most impressive Mammoth Train ever, several of our group decided that the presence of the Darkmoon Faire warranted not one, bu...

November 11th 2013 at 12:00pm 0 Comments
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Submitter Xixillia of Barbed Velvet on Magtheridon (US-H) must be blessed with an infinite supply of patience (or Adderall.) She spawn-camped around the clock for two weeks so her team of four multi-boxing hunters could all get their spirit kitty. Of course, I had to ask her whether she was another...

November 10th 2013 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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Submitter Sue received her Murkalot battle pet in the mail the other day, as did all of you lucky bastards who are attending BlizzCon or have the time to watch the Virtual Ticket. Some of us will be working night shift downtown, you know. But I digress. Sue decided to take her Murkalot to Winterfin...

November 9th 2013 at 10:00am 0 Comments