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Looking for a great gift for someone you love? Look no further than our extensive <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/HolidayGiftGuide/">Holiday Gift Guides</a>. Looking for a gift for someone for whom you harbor a strong sense of indifference or vague dislike? We've got your back with this installment of Crapgadget, featuring a security-enabled fanny pack, some suction cup speakers and a bedazzled bird.<br />
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<a href="http://shop.brando.com/icam_p06377c0304d004.html">Read</a> - Here's one way to assure that your iPhone 4 never gets stolen: dress it up like an awful looking camera.<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-portable-mini-stereo-speaker-with-sucker_p02526c033d15.html">Read</a> - USB speakers with suction cups on the back? Perhaps it's time to instate suckgadget.<br />
<a href="http://www.chicbuds.com/fauvette-bird-speakers.html">Read</a> - You'll never fly high with bedazzled wings. Yep, we featured a <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/">similar bird speaker</a> before, but we figured this ornamentation deserved a second go 'round.<br />
<a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2011/10/19/isafe-bags-announces-waist-pack-with-built-in-personal-security-alarm/">Read</a> - It seems to us that wearing a fanny pack is its own built-in security system, but if you're still concerned about people nabbing something from your midsection, the Waist Pack with Built-in Personal Security Alarm can help.<br />
<a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20111128/air-flo-controller-cools-palms/">Read</a>- No need to chalk up your palms before the next round of PS3 gaming.<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/#poll71293">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/">Crapgadget: 'you really shouldn't have' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20115946/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>FannyPack</category><category>gadget</category><category>speakers</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'atrocious amalgam' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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Sure, it may not be as functional as a 3 megapixel camera conspicuously <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/07/superheadz-necono-3-megapixel-kitty-camera-will-tolerate-you-vi/">disguised as a magnetic cat</a>, but what could be more secure than an oversized pseudo-padlock thumbdrive? Not your style? Well, surely you have use for a new towel, complete with iPhone pocket? No? Might you enjoy re-training yourself to breathe while basking in the glow of your iPod-ready black light? Fine. Negative Nancy (shown above). We'll just leave you to your USB-warmed coffee and rage relief button. When you're ready to come out and play, hit up the links below to help us crown the king of crappy combos.<br />
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<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-lock-flash-drive_p02239c041d15.html">Read</a> - Brando Flash Drive (Looks like a padlock!)<br />
<a href="http://www.gadling.com/2011/04/25/skymall-monday-usb-cup-warmer/">Read</a> - USB cup warmer (with a massive 56-inch USB cable!)<br />
<a href="http://de.engadget.com/2011/05/02/the-partykeller-strikes-back-ipod-phone-dock-mit-schwarzlicht/">Read</a> - A black light -- with an iPod dock!<br />
<a href="http://www.heartmathstore.com/item/6310/emwave2">Read</a> - Visualizing pulse meter (for learning how to breathe!)<br />
<a href="http://www.getzhu.com/">Read</a> - Gym towel iPhone pocket!<br />
<a href="http://maxborgesagency.com/press/ragegage-hilarious-gadget-provides-a-better-way-to-release-rage-than-smashing-keyboards-mice-or-coworkers/">Read</a> - The unfortunate offspring of the Staples Easy Button's sordid love affair with a stress ball.<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/#poll63853">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/">Crapgadget: 'atrocious amalgam' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 17 May 2011 08:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19941680/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>accessories</category><category>black light</category><category>BlackLight</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>digital camera</category><category>DigitalCamera</category><category>easy button</category><category>EasyButton</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>peripherals</category><category>Pulse</category><category>towel</category><category>towels</category><category>usb</category><category>USB cup warmer</category><category>UsbCupWarmer</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sean Buckley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 08:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This year's hottest pocket mirror is also a USB 3.0 multi-format card reader]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/brando-card-reader-mirror.jpg" /></a></div>
We always knew that the worlds of technology and popular culture were on a collision course of epic proportions, and if this isn't proof... well, you might say that proof simply doesn't exist. <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Brando/">Brando</a>'s newest gizmo has an identity crisis that Charlie Sheen would simply salivate over, but if we had to guess, we'd surmise that a USB 3.0 SuperSpeed card reader -- complete with support for CompactFlash, SDXC and M2 cards -- does a lot more #winning with a mirror slapped onto the side. Pre-order yours today for the tidy sum of $25, or alternatively, a vial of #tigerblood.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/">This year's hottest pocket mirror is also a USB 3.0 multi-format card reader</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19896027/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>brando</category><category>card reader</category><category>CardReader</category><category>cf</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>memory card</category><category>memory card reader</category><category>MemoryCard</category><category>MemoryCardReader</category><category>mirror</category><category>pre-order</category><category>reader</category><category>sd</category><category>superspeed usb</category><category>SuperspeedUsb</category><category>thanko</category><category>usb</category><category>usb 3.0</category><category>Usb3.0</category><category>weird</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'blurring the line between comical and offensive' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/cat-face-thinkpad.jpg" /></a></div>
Just because the flow of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/all/crapgadget">Crapgadgets</a> has apparently slowed from an outpouring to a mere flood doesn't mean we haven't been dutifully collecting the worst of the bad over the past few months. Without further ado, we present to you the latest edition, complete with a handful of this quarter's most atrocious / splendiferous gadgets. Frankly, it's a chore just deciding where to start -- should we extol the portable speaker kit with an utterly unnecessary Core i5 label on the outside, or give priority to Thanko's heated mousepad / hand-engulfing cat face? On second thought, maybe it's the <i>real wood</i> stick-on that enables every smartphone owner to literally knock on wood whenever the mood strikes. Unfortunately for us, there's also an iPhone 4 steering wheel to consider, not to mention a stick figure speaker with a questionable audio jack and a retrofied telephone with an integrated reading light. Have a peek at each below, and let us know in the poll below which is most abhorrent. And remember, honesty really is the best policy.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mwave.com/mwave/SKUSearch_v3.asp?px=MP&amp;scriteria=BA26120">Read</a> - Portable speaker kit, Core i5-powered!<br />
<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/12/06/audiobot-speaker/">Read</a> - Audiobot, who could use a zippered fly<br />
<a href="http://en.akihabaranews.com/78356/peripherals/thanko-mousepad-with-integrated-usb-heater?">Read</a> - Thanko's cat face / mousepad / warmer<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2011/01/knock-wood-stickers.html">Read</a> - Knock On Wood iPhone stick-on<br />
<a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20110311/iphone-4-steering-wheel-speakers/">Read</a> - iPhone 4 steering wheel (with speakers!)<br />
<a href="http://www.redferret.net/?p=26438">Read</a> - USB retro telephone (with alarm clock!)<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#poll62274">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/">Crapgadget: 'blurring the line between comical and offensive' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:26:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19895398/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>retro</category><category>telephone</category><category>thanko</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:26:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'cubicle shoot-out' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/09/100929-crapgadget-01.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">This <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">crapgadget</a> installment features things that would get you immediately fired from most right-thinking American corporations, HR Department be damned. Seriously: if Morty over in Accounts Receivable ever rolls into work with a USB fan tie, fingerless USB powered hand-warmin' gloves (or, failing that, a mouse that also heats up), or starts fussing over the goldfish in his desktop USB aquarium, it's time to start working out escape routes (or at least look forward to a mention in a revised edition of Mark Ames's <em>Going Postal</em>). But what about the landline telephone shaped like a large set of lips? Oh, that one's totally awesome.<br />
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<a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&amp;prev=_t&amp;hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;layout=2&amp;eotf=1&amp;sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thanko.jp%2Fproduct%2Fusb%2Fcool%2Fusbnecktie3.html">Read</a> - Thanko USB Necktie Cooler<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01850">Read</a> - Kitty USB Hands Warmer <br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01851">Read</a> - Cartoon USB Warmer Optical Mouse<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2010/09/usb-desktop-aquarium-3.html">Read</a> - USB Desktop Aquarium Holds Real Fish Along with Your iPhone<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01842">Read</a> - Grimacing Mouth Phone</div>
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#poll53581">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/">Crapgadget: 'cubicle shoot-out' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 01 Oct 2010 03:47:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19655254/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>desktop aquarium</category><category>DesktopAquarium</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>mouth phone</category><category>MouthPhone</category><category>optical mouse</category><category>OpticalMouse</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hand warmer</category><category>UsbHandWarmer</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 03:47:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: frightening party favors edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/usb-crap-june.jpg" /></a></div>
There are a few things in life you can count on. And we mean <i>really</i> count on. You may argue "taxes," but as one Wesley Snipes has so clearly proven, even those can be evaded given the right motive. Instead, we're arguing that the next installment of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a> is indeed more likely to be unavoidable, evidenced by the fact that you're reading this right now. What's up in today's best of the worst? Oh, just a USB arm wrestler, a knockoff Land Rover mobile phone, a faux gold World Cup trophy storage device and a handgun that's anything but. And that's just for starters. Dive in below if you've got a stomach of steel and a thing for sick jokes, and be sure to cast your vote for which turns your evil smile up the most.<br />
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<a href="http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2010/05/satzuma_usb_arm_wrestler_usb_gadget.html">Read</a> - USB arm wrestlers<br />
<a href="http://micgadget.com/4160/a-knockoff-phone-has-the-shape-of-the-landrover-defender/">Read</a> - Land Rover phone<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/transformers-device-label-cheetus-usb-flash-drive_p01650c059d15.html">Read</a> - Transformers USB drive<br />
<a href="http://www.coated.com/jules-rimet-trophy-flash-drive/">Read</a> - World Cup Trophy USB drive<br />
<a href="http://www.hardwaresphere.com/2010/03/21/usb-handgun-flash-drive-freeze-gimme-your-usb-port/">Read</a> - USB handgun<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-itching-removal-instrument_p01683c035d15.html">Read</a> - USB itch removal instrument<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#poll48544">View Poll</a></p></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/">Crapgadget: frightening party favors edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:38:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19530972/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>thumb drive</category><category>ThumbDrive</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb key</category><category>usb thumb drive</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbKey</category><category>UsbThumbDrive</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:38:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: countdown to extinction, home edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/04/r2d2canapr2010.jpg" /></div>
Feast your eyes upon the bloated list of horrific wares we've dug up from the dregs of the 'net for you this fine, delicious afternoon. Most of these "gadgets" are of the home-making variety, so will you waste your money on the R2-D2 vacuum, telling yourself that it'll motivate you to do that spring cleaning before fall arrives? Or will you lay down a bit of cash for the "toilet sound blocker" which spares you the intense, buzz-killing embarrassment of allowing other people in the vicinity to hear you flushing the toilet? Will you instead reach into your wallet to make the USB seat cooler your own (you know, since seats are so very hot)? No? Well, there's some other, even less interesting crap available too. Enjoy. Oh, and be sure to check out the Chicken Burger USB hub. It's the breast.<br />
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<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/04/22/r2-d2-usb-vacuum/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TechnabobtechNewsBlog+%28technabob%29">Read</a> - R2-D2 vacuum<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2010/04/toilet-noise-blocker.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChipChick+%28Chip+Chick%29">Read</a> - Toilet Sound Blocker<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-cooling-seat-pad_p01541c049d15.html">Read</a> - USB seat cooler<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01601">Read</a> - Soccer ball headphones<br />
<a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1808">Read</a> - Windshield mount <br />
<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/04/27/chicken-burger-usb-hub/">Read</a> - Chicken Burger USB hub<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/">Crapgadget: countdown to extinction, home edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:04:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19457551/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>awesome</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>star wars</category><category>StarWars</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura June]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'Just because you can doesn't mean you should' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.inewidea.com/2010/01/22/18896.html"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/03/15ma10crapg083h2bt.jpg" /></a></div>
To be quite frank, CES this year was <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/11/crapgadget-crapdown-ces-2010-the-best-of-the-worst/">so tame</a> that we kinda thought our beloved <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget">Crapgadget</a> series would have to go on hiatus. We needn't have worried. This latest batch of technological breakthroughs includes the regular team starters we know and love -- a mangled animal-emulating USB hub and a heart-shaped Bluetooth dongle -- but also some new recruits from way out of left field. We've got those crazy awesome finger lights above and a starfish-shaped quad-band cellphone that apparently manages to fit in a camera and space for dual SIMs, but the true winner <em>has to be</em> the camera-shaped spy camera. Working off the classic spy trick of double- and triple-bluffing, this pinhole camera is embedded inside what looks like a poor (really poor) man's point and shoot compact camera, which we suppose is the last place anyone would look for a spy cam. Hey, maybe there's something to this idea after all. Anyhow, get clicking then come back here and vote, won't ya?<br />
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<a href="http://www.inewidea.com/2010/01/22/18896.html"> Read</a> - Party rats finger lights<br />
<a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1711">Read</a> - Heart-shaped USB Bluetooth dongle<br />
<a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1712">Read</a> - Doggie 4-port USB hub<br />
<a href="http://www.pmptoday.com/2010/02/23/who-wants-a-starfish-gsm-cellphone/">Read</a> - Starfish GSM cellphone<br />
<a href="http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.33605">Read</a> - Camera-shaped spy camera<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/#poll42906">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/">Crapgadget: 'Just because you can doesn't mean you should' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:23:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19399183/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/crapgadget-just-because-you-can-doesnt-mean-you-should-editi/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bluetooth dongle</category><category>BluetoothDongle</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>dongle</category><category>finger lights</category><category>FingerLights</category><category>usb</category><category>usb dongle</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbDongle</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vlad Savov]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:23:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'no rhyme or reason' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/01/light-dude.jpg"  alt="" /></div>
Amazingly, these waves of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget">Crapgadgets</a> tend to showcase some sort of mini-trend. Oftentimes it's a certain fondness for <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/">USB overkill</a>, while other times it just feels like gaudy is the new black. This go 'round, however, we're looking at a veritable cornucopia of lameness. Eager to drop a Jackson to enjoy one of the most non-ergonomic wooden mice to ever see the light of day? Now you can. There's also the common issue of not being able to see text in a book while in pure darkness, but rather than just flipping a light switch or changing time zones to locate the sun, there's a wearable necklace to do the trick. Believe it or not, the list just keeps on getting better, with a machine gun-styled USB drive, heart-shaped telephone and a USB scent flower rounding things out. Dive into dumpster below if you dare, and drop your vote for the worst of the worst in the poll below. <br />
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<a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1659">Read</a> - USB bamboo mouse<br />
<a href="http://www.bookofjoe.com/2009/12/wearable-flexible-handsfree-book-light.html">Read</a> - Wearable hands-free light<br />
<a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20100103/machine-gun-usb-drive/">Read</a> - Machine gun USB drive<br />
<a href="http://www.uxsight.com/product/49191/usb-guitar-media-speaker.html">Read</a> - USB guitar speaker<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01405">Read</a> - Heart-shaped telephone<br />
<a href="http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2010/01/the_usb_flower.html">Read</a> - USB scent flower<br />
<a href="http://shop.brando.com/steering-wheel-bluetooth-mp3-fm-car-kit_p04151c0309d060.html">Read</a> - Steering wheel Bluetooth mount<br />
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<br /><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/">Crapgadget: 'no rhyme or reason' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:48:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19327686/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/24/crapgadget-no-rhyme-or-reason-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>accessories</category><category>accessory</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>peripheral</category><category>peripherals</category><category>roundup</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:48:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[USB iriscope is just what you need for your next date]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.uxsight.com/product/41439/13m-pixels-portable-digital-usb-iriscopeiridology.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/09/xs0085090917c.jpg"  alt="" /></a><br /></div>
When you simply have $120.69-too-much in your bank account, you can thank Uxsight for being there. You may already be entertaining guests with your variety of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/endoscope">USB endoscopes</a>, but to really make the picture complete (pun only slightly intended), you're going to want this succulent USB iriscope. That's right, now you can peer deeply, digtally into the eyes of your... er, "clients" (their words, not ours) as you check their health and generally freak everyone out. When you're done, you can "compare the irises pictures when your client comes back to see their progress." Now, we don't know exactly what kind of procedure you're going to be performing on said clients, but you'll finally have a way to show them just what kind of mess you've made. We think Uxsight says it best about their product: "Natural image, attractive or charming." Who can argue with that kind of logic?<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090925/13megapixel-portable-digital-usb-iriscope/">Coolest Gadgets</a>]<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/">USB iriscope is just what you need for your next date</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:28:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.uxsight.com/product/41439/13m-pixels-portable-digital-usb-iriscopeiridology.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19174848/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/26/usb-iriscope-is-just-what-you-need-for-your-next-date/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>fake doctor</category><category>FakeDoctor</category><category>health</category><category>iridology</category><category>iriscope</category><category>medical</category><category>medical malpractice</category><category>MedicalMalpractice</category><category>medicine</category><category>usb</category><category>usb 2.0</category><category>usb iriscope</category><category>Usb2.0</category><category>UsbIriscope</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joshua Topolsky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:28:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'Hopefully USB 3.0 can avoid this path' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/09/usb-alien-drive.jpg" alt="" /></div>
With <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/USB30/">USB 3.0</a> on the horizon, we can only hope that the world's purveyors of crap have a little respect for the forthcoming standard. By and large, USB 2.0 is plenty fast to handle the awful data transmissions between USB hand grenades, alien flash drives, moody card readers, Japanese fans and your PC, and frankly, we're not sure if the world can handle oodles upon oodles of SuperSpeed rubbish. Have a peek at the latest roundup from the worst of the worst, but please, not while you're eating.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01076">Read</a> - Bear hand warmers<br /><a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2009/08/31/solar-cap-fan-looks-stupid/">Read</a> - Solar cap fan<br /><a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/usb-fan-and-not-the-kind-you-think/">Read</a> - USB hand fan<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01037">Read</a> - USB moody card reader<br /><a href="http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/alien-usb-drive-08-09-2009/">Read</a> - Alien flash drive<br /><a href="http://www.everythingusb.com/usb-mosquito-repellent-dongle-17601.html">Read</a> - Mosquito repellent USB dongle<br /><a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2009/09/usb_hand_grenade.html">Read</a> - USB hand grenade<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/#poll34621">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/">Crapgadget: 'Hopefully USB 3.0 can avoid this path' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:08:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19167568/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/21/crapgadget-hopefully-usb-3-0-can-avoid-this-path-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Crapgadget</category><category>fan</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>hand grenade</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandGrenade</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb fan</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbFan</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><category>weapon</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:08:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: "That's actually kind of offensive" edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/08/usb-banana-charger.jpg"  alt="" /></div>
We'll be honest -- most <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a> roundups consist of a litany of patently absurd, but totally innocent USB-related input peripherals. We aren't exactly sure what the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/07/video-intel-we-are-rock-stars/">Universal Serial Bus</a> did to deserve such treatment, but evidently it slighted someone important along the way. But this time, things are... different. Oh sure, there's the jewel car necklace flash drive that inexplicably combines a "jewel" and a "car" on a "necklace flash drive," but it's the USB banana charger and USB aroma diffuser that really has our politically correct radars on high alert. Amazingly, the aforementioned atrocities are just the beginning, so feel free to visit each and every one of this week's losers and vote for the most disgusting down below. Choose carefully!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00986">Read</a> - Jewel car necklace USB flash drive<br /><a href="http://www.usbgeek.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=1134">Read</a> - USB banana charger<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00989">Read</a> - Finger flick punching bag<br /><a href="http://www.everythingusb.com/usb-digital-microscope-17219.html">Read</a> - USB digital microscope, Part II<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00991">Read</a> - Big nose shower gel dispenser<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00992">Read</a> - Glitter ball alarm clock<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-panda-speaker_p01096c033d15.html">Read</a> - USB panda speaker<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00996">Read</a> - USB aroma diffuser<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/#poll33377">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/">Crapgadget: "That's actually kind of offensive" edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:36:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19131209/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/17/crapgadget-thats-actually-kind-of-offensive-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crap</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:36:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: "Oh yeah, they're totally serious" edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/08/half-eatenchocolate-mouse.png"  alt="" /><br /></div>
Every so often, we come across a gadget (or five) that's so offensive, so absurd that we simply can't help but stick it in our back pocket and <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">show it to the general public</a>. Today, we're rounding up the worst of the worst once again, proving that there literally is no end to the spewing of gadget-related garbage that comes from unknown caverns in undisclosed corners of the universe. We mean, just <em>listen</em> to these products: "fried eggs night light," "Bic lighter spy camera," "hungry caterpillar USB hub," and "half-eaten chocolate mouse." Does those even <em>sound</em> like kit that any partially sane individual would purchase? No, no it doesn't. Have a gander while shaking your head furiously below, and feel free to drop a vote for the king of the crap while venting in comments below. Trust us, it's therapeutic.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/07/31/plastic-chocolate-mouse-ergonomics-zero-deliciousness-also-zero/">Read</a> - Half-eaten chocolate mouse<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00960">Read</a> - USB Penguin 4-Port Hub <br /><a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=792">Read</a> - Fried Eggs Night Light<br /><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/07/20/brandos-fake-generic-lighter-spy-camera-camcorder/">Read</a> - Spy camera Bic lighter<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-bulb-flash-drive_p01074c041d15.html">Read</a> - USB Bulb Flash Drive<br /><a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2009/07/21/usb-fevers-hungry-caterpillar-ate-my-usb-hub/">Read</a> - Hungry caterpillar USB hub<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/#poll33032">View Poll</a></p><br /></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/">Crapgadget: "Oh yeah, they're totally serious" edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:13:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19124043/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/10/crapgadget-oh-yeah-theyre-totally-serious-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bulb</category><category>chocolate</category><category>crap</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>egg</category><category>light bulb</category><category>LightBulb</category><category>lighter</category><category>mouse</category><category>Penguin</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:13:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: "USB, meet animals; animals, meet USB" edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/07/usb-turtle-hub.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div>
Hey, real quick -- are you a registered member of the Sierra Club? What about PETA? If you answered yes to either, we're going to kindly ask that you continue scrolling down the page while whistling heartily and "looking the other way." This week's roundup of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">horribly crappy gadgets</a> involves far too many innocent animals, from a USB-infused tortoise that doubles as an ashtray to a tank of jellyfish that only receive their nutrients when the USB cable is connected. And then there's the Elmo that's forced to do sit-ups while your data transfers onto his feeble brain. It's sick, really. Once you're over the shock and horror, feel free to cast your vote below for the lamest of the lame -- and feel free to consult and / or hold a friend if necessary.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=778">Read</a> - USB tortoise hub / ashtray<br /><a href="http://www.redferret.net/?p=15019">Read</a> - USB jellyfish tank<br /><a href="http://www.popgadget.net/2009/07/panda_usb_hub.php">Read</a> - Panda USB hub<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090716/usb-crunching-elmo/">Read</a> - USB Crunching Elmo<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/usb-chocolate-popsicle-flash-drive_p01048c041d15.html">Read</a> - USB Chocolate Popsicle drive<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/#poll31999">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/">Crapgadget: "USB, meet animals; animals, meet USB" edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:42:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19103080/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/19/crapgadget-usb-meet-animals-animals-meet-usb-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>usb</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:42:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Calvin Klein gets into the Crapgadget biz]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/07/calvin_klein_usb_sunglasses.jpg"  alt="" /><br />
<div align="left">Yup, we see a ton of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/flashdrives/">flash drives</a> round here -- but this is the first one we've seen from the august house of Calvin Klein. Somehow, these sunglasses with a 4GB flash drive stuffed into the right stem are simultaneously uninteresting and horrifying to us... though we certainly enjoy the mental imagery of spotting someone sporting these while half a stem-piece is jammed into their laptop. If you're enough of a fashion victim to consider purchasing these bad boys, they'll be unleashed on the waiting world in October, and run you about $200. <br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.switched.com/2009/07/15/fashion-favorite-calvin-klein-crafts-usb-sunglasses/">Switched</a>]</div>
</div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/wireless/" rel="tag">Wireless</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/storage/" rel="tag">Storage</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/">Calvin Klein gets into the Crapgadget biz</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:07:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19098704/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/15/calvin-klein-gets-into-the-crapgadget-biz/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>calvin klein</category><category>CalvinKlein</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>fashion</category><category>fashion designers</category><category>FashionDesigners</category><category>flash drive</category><category>flash drives</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>FlashDrives</category><category>glasses</category><category>sunglasses</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura June]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:07:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'Gee... thanks?' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/07/090702-crapgadget-02.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<div align="left">If you need a flash drive or USB hub there are many useful and, more to the point, tasteful options out there. But if you want to saddle a hapless co-worker or relative with a silly, embarrassing, or just plain <em>crapulant</em> gag gift suitable for the current technological moment? Look no further than the following assortment of crapgadgets. Your illustrious Engadget eds have hand-picked a wonderful assortment of devices tailor-made to evoke awkward responses at office birthday parties and the like. So, without further ado...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2009/06/24/no-green-thumb-required-usb-fever-4-port-flower-pot-hub/">Read</a> - No Green Thumb Required: USB Fever 4-Port Flower Pot Hub<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090625/usb-airplane-hub-builtin-fan/">Read</a> - USB Airplane Hub with built-in fan <br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090624/robot-usb-drives-cute-gift/">Read</a> - Robot USB Drives would make a cute gift <br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00879">Read</a> - USB Artillery Hub<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00863&amp;dept_id=&amp;cat_id=014">Read</a> - USB Octopus Hub<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/#poll31510">View Poll</a></p></div>
</div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/storage/" rel="tag">Storage</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/">Crapgadget: 'Gee... thanks?' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:33:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19085231/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/crapgadget-gee-thanks-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>cannon</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapulant</category><category>octopus</category><category>robot</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:33:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: Delicious salmagundi of decorative inanities edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/06/usb-whale-speaker_3.jpg" /></div>
We're always big fans of mixed-use gadgets -- but these ones kind of mutilate the principle. On hand today we've got a two pack of bedazzled necklaces -- one an MP3 player, the other a USB flash drive / watch combo. We've also unearthed a USB speaker that claims to be a whale, but more closely resembles a weird, in our opinion. Finally (and this one was worth the wait, trust us), we've got a tiny Moto Horn for your bike, which makes it "safer" to ride your bike by... making vroom vroom motorbike noises as you zoom along. Consider these our best suggestions for what to do with your disposable income, folks.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090618/usb-jewel-square-necklace-mp3-player/">Read</a> - USB Jewel Square Necklace MP3 Player<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/usb-jewel-watch-necklace-flash-drive_p00965c041d15.html">Read</a> - USB Jewel Watch Necklace Flash Drive<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20090604/usb-cetacean-whale-speaker/">Read</a> - USB Cetacean Whale Speaker<br /><a href="http://www.uberreview.com/2009/05/moto-horn-makes-your-bicycle-sound-like-something-its-not.htm">Read</a> - Moto Horn<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/">Crapgadget: Delicious salmagundi of decorative inanities edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:36:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19073353/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/21/crapgadget-delicious-salmagundi-of-decorative-inanities-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>biking</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>horn</category><category>mp3 player</category><category>Mp3Player</category><category>pmp</category><category>portable speaker</category><category>PortableSpeaker</category><category>speaker</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura June]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:36:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: Tacky USB knicknacks edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/05/090531-crapgadgets-01.jpg" alt="" /><br />
<div align="left">When the fine folks of the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/USB/">USB</a> Implementers Forum put together the specs for USB 2.0 some nine odd years ago, they certainly never dreamed that this technology would be the standard connectivity option for the tacky knickknacks of the 21st century. We know you won't be lining your mantelpiece with any of these things (the space being reserved for your Franklin Mint collector plates depicting the cast of <span style="font-style: italic;">Gone With The Wind</span>) but maybe your cube could use some gussying up? We have 2GB thumb drives for you that almost-not-really pass themselves off as cat's ears, a USB hub that comes with "chocolate" balls of dubious provenance, a hub that might look at home next to your skull bong, and lastly, a USB powered fan with a fetching <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Spider-Man/">Spider-Man</a> motif. Do any of these sound good to you? We didn't think so. But feel free to hop on past the break for a good laugh.<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/usb-chocolate-3-port-hub_p00942c039d15.html"><br />Read -</a> USB Chocolate 3-Port Hub <br /><a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&amp;prev=_t&amp;hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fitem.rakuten.co.jp%2Factbrise%2Fnekomimi%2F&amp;sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;history_state0=">Read -</a> USB Memory Cat Ears <br /><a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2009/05/wacky_skull_potato_polyresin_usb.html">Read -</a> Wacky Skull and Potato Polyresin USB Hubs<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/usb-spiderman-fan_p00955c035d015.html">Read -</a> USB Spider-Man Fan</div>
</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget: Tacky USB knicknacks edition</em></a></p><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/">Crapgadget: Tacky USB knicknacks edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:07:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19052803/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/01/crapgadget-tacky-usb-knicknacks-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>cat</category><category>chocolate</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>potato</category><category>potato usb hub</category><category>PotatoUsbHub</category><category>skull</category><category>skull usb hub</category><category>SkullUsbHub</category><category>spider man</category><category>Spider-Man</category><category>SpiderMan</category><category>usb</category><category>usb chocolate 3-port hub</category><category>usb hub</category><category>usb memory cat ears</category><category>UsbChocolate3-portHub</category><category>UsbHub</category><category>UsbMemoryCatEars</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:07:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: USB embarrassments shame Intel's rock stars]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/05/ajay-bhatt-intel-usb-invent.jpg" /><br /></div>
Seriously, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/07/video-intel-we-are-rock-stars/">Ajay</a> here would be downright ashamed. His Universal Serial Bus has found some <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/05/mini-mpc-2000xl-sp1200-flash-drives-let-you-take-a-little-kany/">seriously awesome</a> uses over the years, sure, but the latest torrent of USB-equipped <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">garbage</a> is looking to do more harm than good to the venerable connector. In our latest roundup of crap found 'round the web, we see yet again that it's the USB-infused devices holding down the fort. From a flashlight-packin' USB SD card reader to a USB Parrot, our heads hurt from just imagining who among us is actually spending cold, hard credit on this rubbish. Feel free to inflict the same pain upon yourself by visiting the links below, and then cast your vote for the worst of the worst. Good luck, brave souls.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=719">Read</a> - USB SD card reader with flashlight<br /><a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2009/04/29/sparkly-usb-flash-drive-bracelet/">Read</a> - Sparkling USB bracelet with no purpose or dreams<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/usb-notebook-pocket-cooler_p00931c053d15.html">Read</a> - USB Notebook Pocket Cooler puts 'Huffing' and 'Puffing' out of work<br /><a href="http://www.redferret.net/?p=14295">Read</a> - Pepe, the USB Parrot<br /><a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=734">Read</a> - 4-port USB hub gains a mirror... because it can<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00790">Read</a> - Jewel Rose Pin USB Flash Drive: perfect for Great, Great, Great Grandmother's Day<br /><a href="http://www.usbgeek.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=1057">Read</a> - USB U-Shape i-Speaker just looks disturbing<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/#poll30429">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/storage/" rel="tag">Storage</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/">Crapgadget: USB embarrassments shame Intel's rock stars</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sun, 24 May 2009 02:32:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1554800/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/24/crapgadget-usb-embarrassments-shame-intels-rock-stars/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ajay bhatt</category><category>AjayBhatt</category><category>brando</category><category>crap</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>hub</category><category>intel</category><category>speaker</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 02:32:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: No wonder the economy sucks edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/04/obama-usb-flash-drive.jpg" /></div>
While we here at Engadget are doing <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/RecessionAntidote/">everything in our power</a> to get this philosophical "economy" back "on track," it's items like these that aren't doing anything to help. No innovation. No stimulating capabilities. No utility at all, really. Just a webcam that scans business cards, an MP3 player shaped like a cow and a flash drive that's absolutely not certified for circulation by the Democratic National Committee. Though, we must say that they're all tailor made for <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a>, which is (just barely) good enough for us -- drop your vote for the lamest below!<br />
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<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00711">Read</a> - CowCow MP3 player<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00714">Read</a> - 4-Port Soccer Ball USB Hub<br />
<a href="http://www.msi.com/index.php?func=newsdesc&amp;news_no=766">Read</a> - MSI StarCam Flip Webcam<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00716">Read</a> - USB Bird Fan<br />
<a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=713">Read</a> - Bling Bling USB Card Reader<br />
<a href="http://www.popgadget.net/2009/04/obama_flash_dri.php">Read</a> - Obama Flash Drive <br />
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<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/#poll29537">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/storage/" rel="tag">Storage</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/">Crapgadget: No wonder the economy sucks edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:08:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1528597/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/27/crapgadget-no-wonder-the-economy-sucks-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>barack obama</category><category>BarackObama</category><category>bird fan</category><category>BirdFan</category><category>cowcow</category><category>crap</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>dap</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>mp3 player</category><category>Mp3Player</category><category>obama</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><category>UsbHub</category><category>webcam</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:08:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: USB abomination edition (with a pinch of superhero)]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/04/4-11-09blingmice.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div>
Seriously, just listen at this and try to stifle your sighs. "Bling Bling USB optical mouse." "Jewel Necklace USB flash drive." "Turtle-Look USB 2.0 Hub with a tray." "Magic Sensor LCD Alarm Clock." "Insect USB Mini Fan." Yes, friends, this is the type of utter garbage we're dealing with in this episode of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a>. Honestly, we're simultaneously astounded and deeply depressed that anyone would even consider dishing out their hard-earned cheddar for any of this rubbish, but we're doing our darnedest to pretend that these were simply created for us to have a laugh at.The week's strongest contender? Some superhero magnet pixels... and that's saying something.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00684">Read</a> - Bling Bling mouse<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00690">Read</a> - Jewel necklace USB drive<br /><a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1197">Read</a> - Turtle USB hub<br /><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/04/06/magic-sensor-lcd-alarm-clock/">Read</a> - Sensor alarm clock<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00701">Read</a> - Insect fan<br /><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/04/07/magnetic-pixels-are-an-awesome-though-tedious-way-to-decorate-your-fridge/">Read</a> - Magnetic pixels<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/#poll28983">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/">Crapgadget: USB abomination edition (with a pinch of superhero)</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:50:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1513661/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/11/crapgadget-usb-abomination-edition-with-a-pinch-of-superhero/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Crapgadget</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>jewelry</category><category>super hero</category><category>SuperHero</category><category>USB</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb fan</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbFan</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><category>UsbHub</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:50:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: "Wow... just, wow" edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/03/brando-usb-buffalo-speaker.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div>
A buffalo <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/USBspeaker/">USB speaker</a>? Really? Someone thought this was a good idea? How's about a completely unlicensed Mickey Multifunction Webcam? You know, for doing lots of random crap, just not very well. Or what about an MP3 pen that helps you learn Mandarin? Yeah, 'cause that's totally beneficial in more than three locations on Planet Earth. Or, if you're still not sold, how's about a USB bamboo fountain that'll be a surefire catalyst for adding mold and mildew to any room? Believe it or not, all of these are real products that you can exchange hard-earned dollars for, though obviously we <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">wouldn't recommend it</a>. Cast your vote below for the most jaw-dropping of all.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00624">Read</a> - Buffalo USB Speaker<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00798">Read</a> - MP3 Pen<br /><a href="http://www.usbgeek.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=1005">Read</a> - USB Bamboo Fountain<br /><a href="http://www.gizfever.com/product_info.php?products_id=679">Read</a> - Mickey Webcam<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/#poll27321">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/">Crapgadget: "Wow... just, wow" edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:34:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1486686/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/13/crapgadget-wow-just-wow-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bamboo</category><category>brando</category><category>Buffalo</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>pen</category><category>usb</category><category>USB Speaker</category><category>UsbSpeaker</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:34:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: Dead Santa edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.sourcingmap.com/mini-aquarium-snowman-hispeed-usb-hub-p-12359.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/12/crapgadget-dead-santa.jpg"  alt="" /></a><br /></div>
Nothing celebrates excess like a holiday murder immortalized in 10 bucks of USB-powered plastic. The Mini X'mas Desktop Snowman USB Aquarium Office Gift (really, that's the name) features a built-in motor that keeps Santa's corpse and undelivered package in constant motion. Festive, sure, but only if you share The Snowman's contemptuous glee at becoming the number one pitch man for the holidays. Hurry, only two left.<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/">Crapgadget: Dead Santa edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:11:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.sourcingmap.com/mini-aquarium-snowman-hispeed-usb-hub-p-12359.html>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1403908/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/17/crapgadget-dead-santa-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>aquarium</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>holiday</category><category>santa</category><category>snowman</category><category>usb</category><category>usb powered</category><category>usb-powered</category><category>UsbPowered</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thomas Ricker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:11:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: how to ruin a gift-giving experience edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/11/11-10-08-santa-snowman-frames.jpg" /><br /></div>
Especially in North and South Dakota, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Disgustingly, that also means that the onslaught of horrifically crappy gadgets to celebrate the occasion are making their way out in full force. In this episode of the world's <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">lamest excuse for gadgets</a>, we see a smattering of gizmos that you should never -- under <em>any</em> circumstance -- give to anyone you love (or like, or don't loathe). On the other hand, these are all perfect for gifting someone you aren't particularly fond of. Check out the catastrophes below, and toss in your vote for most pathetic in the handy poll down there.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00526">Read</a> - USB animal hand warmer / massager<br /><a href="http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/?p=6274">Read</a> - Ornament ball digital photo frame<br /><a href="http://www.sourcingmap.com/2gb-santa-claus-stocking-usb-flash-memory-drive-p-13859.html">Read</a> - Santa stocking USB drive<br /><a href="http://www.zazzle.com/doormousemat_mousepad-144729222421386918">Read</a> - Dog mat mouse pad<br /><a href="http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/dazzling_banana_an_electronic_banana_peeler.php">Read</a> - Banana peeling simulator<br /><a href="http://www.openpr.com/news/58892/Nextar-Introduces-Novel-Holiday-Digital-Photo-Frames.html">Read</a> - Santa / Snowman digiframes<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/#poll22095">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/digitalcameras/" rel="tag">Digital Cameras</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/displays/" rel="tag">Displays</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/">Crapgadget: how to ruin a gift-giving experience edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:04:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1367129/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/10/crapgadget-how-to-ruin-a-gift-giving-experience-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>digiframe</category><category>digital photo frame</category><category>DigitalPhotoFrame</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>holidaze</category><category>mouse pad</category><category>MousePad</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/10/10-25-08-sweat_gadget_alarm.jpg" /><br /></div>
We all know the holiday season is coming up, but even if you're on the hunt for a gag gift for your fav-o-rite prankster, we can't <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/"><em>not</em> recommend</a> the following turds enough. Up first is the absolutely unbelievable Night Sweat Alarm watch, which actually wakes you up if it detects that you're perspiring. Why? Legend has it that no one knows. Moving on, we've got the USB Volcano -- a perfect mix of your first-grade science project and your college-era infatuation with all things USB. Things start to get really absurd when viewing the self-explanatory Glass of Milk Light and the Retro Handy Handset, but even those are potentially topped in stupidity by the Air Flow Mouse and cake-shaped USB drives. Have a look at each below before casting your vote, but keep that barf bag handy.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/10/02/night-sweat-alarm-wakes-you-up-if-youre-sweating/">Read</a> - Sweat Alarm watch<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00485">Read</a> - USB Volcano<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00506">Read</a> - Glass of Milk Light<br /><a href="http://www.sourcingmap.com/mini-pink-talky-telephone-handset-microphone-for-ericsson-t618-nokia-8310-8250-p-19848.html">Read</a> - Retro Handy Handset<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00518">Read</a> - Air Flow Mouse<br /><a href="http://vavolo.com/Func_info.asp,Func_ID,71,mode,1,Func_Name,Cake%20Royale%20USB%20Drives,,.htm">Read</a> - Cake-shaped USB drive<br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/#poll21440">View Poll</a></p><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/">Crapgadget: not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1352573/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/25/crapgadget-not-even-suitable-for-gag-gifts-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>mouse</category><category>sweat watch</category><category>SweatWatch</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>usb key</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><category>UsbKey</category><category>watch</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: this BlackBerry Bold dock is just for effect]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=829"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/09/blackberry-bold-usb-dock.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
Let's be straight: nothing says "I'm a successful businessperson" quite like a dock for your smartphone. You know, smack in the middle of that solid oak desk of yours -- the one in the corner office. What, you say your fancy new <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/bold">BlackBerry Bold</a> doesn't have connections for a proper dock? Well, hell, you've got hair plugs, spray-on tan, and a house in the Hamptons you can't afford, so why not take the charade to the next level? USB Fever's fabulously generic $20 cradle for the Bold will at least charge the thing, but if you want to get all crazy and sync up with your PC, you've got to suffer the indignance of a USB cable (coiled for your convenience) flopping off the side. Should look <em>real</em> professional next to the red Swingline and that stupid "Teamwork" perpetual motion rowing thing of yours, sport. You know what we're talking about.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2008/09/29/blackberry-bold-usb-charging-cradle/">Gear Diary</a>]<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/rim/" rel="tag">RIM</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/accessories/" rel="tag">Accessories</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/">Crapgadget: this BlackBerry Bold dock is just for effect</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:59:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=829>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1328381/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>accessories</category><category>blackberry bold</category><category>BlackberryBold</category><category>bold</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dock</category><category>mobile</category><category>research in motion</category><category>researchinmotion</category><category>rim</category><category>usb</category><category>usb dock</category><category>UsbDock</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Ziegler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:59:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: this BlackBerry Bold dock is just for effect]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=829"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/09/blackberry-bold-usb-dock.jpg" alt="" /></a><br /></div>
Let's be straight: nothing says "I'm a successful businessperson" quite like a dock for your smartphone. You know, smack in the middle of that solid oak desk of yours -- the one in the corner office. What, you say your fancy new <a href="http://www.engadgetmobile.com/tag/bold">BlackBerry Bold</a> doesn't have connections for a proper dock? Well, hell, you've got hair plugs, spray-on tan, and a house in the Hamptons you can't afford, so why not take the charade to the next level? USB Fever's fabulously generic $20 cradle for the Bold will at least charge the thing, but if you want to get all crazy and sync up with your PC, you've got to suffer the indignance of a USB cable (coiled for your convenience) flopping off the side. Should look <em>real</em> professional next to the red Swingline and that stupid "Teamwork" perpetual motion rowing thing of yours, sport. You know what we're talking about.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2008/09/29/blackberry-bold-usb-charging-cradle/">Gear Diary</a>]<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/cellphones/" rel="tag">Cellphones</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/handhelds/" rel="tag">Handhelds</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/">Crapgadget: this BlackBerry Bold dock is just for effect</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:59:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=829>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1328372/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/30/crapgadget-this-blackberry-bold-dock-is-just-for-effect/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>blackberry bold</category><category>BlackberryBold</category><category>bold</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dock</category><category>rim</category><category>usb</category><category>usb dock</category><category>UsbDock</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris Ziegler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:59:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: gizmos to scar your USB port for life]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/09/9-26-08-crapgadget_it.jpg"  alt="" /><br /></div>
Some things just shouldn't ever be plugged into your <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/USB/">USB</a> port. Not even that dusty, never-to-be-used socket in your <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/30/centurys-16-port-usb-2-0-hub-for-two-pcs/">16-port USB hub</a>. The gadgets you'll see below are among the worst of the worst, with some being so awful, they almost deserve a purchase just to give you a laugh live and in-person. Seriously, just listen: an actual "thumb" drive, a USB key doused in cabbage, a mousepad that doubles as a Lars Ulrich-approved drum kit and a USB Hollywood Film Kit for those still in denial over that acting school rejection letter. There should really be laws against some of this rubbish, but since there isn't, we're putting it to you -- drop your vote in below to let us know which of the following gizmos reeks the most. Good luck down there.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.usbgeek.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=0905">Read</a> - USB "thumb" drive<br /><a href="http://www.gearlog.com/2008/09/the_fiberlicious_usb_cabbage_f.php">Read</a> - Cabbage drive<br /><a href="http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/usb-deviceaccessory/hollywood-film-kit-feel-like-a-web-cam-star-064398">Read</a> - Hollywood Reject Kit<br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00474">Read</a> - High heels phone<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20080914/finger-drum-mousepad/">Read</a> - Finger drum mousepad<br /><a href="http://www.everythingusb.com/aptus-games-mini-motion-controller-15391.html">Read</a> - Finger skateboard<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/#poll20275">View Poll</a></p> </div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/">Crapgadget: gizmos to scar your USB port for life</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:06:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1326248/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/27/crapgadget-gizmos-to-scar-your-usb-port-for-life/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>flash drive</category><category>FlashDrive</category><category>thumb drive</category><category>ThumbDrive</category><category>usb</category><category>usb flash drive</category><category>UsbFlashDrive</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:06:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: pathetic peripherals on parade]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/09/9-6-08-fail-mouse.jpg" /><br /></div>
Seriously, our hands are trembling at the mere thought of having to actually use any of these shameful peripherals. A camera that takes the good with the (mostly) bad? A star-shaped mouse guaranteed to accelerate the onset of carpal tunnel syndrome by 409%? A USB fan that blatantly lies about purifying the hot air coming from that clogged up tower of yours? All present and accounted for, sir, and that's not even the half of 'em. We have all ideas you too would want to keep your digits far, far away from any of the disasters linked below, but give the list a look and let us know which one you think is the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">most pitiful</a> of all.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musicradar.com/news/tech/mouse-pad-has-mic-speakers-and-usb-hub-170005">Read</a> - Mouse pad / USB hub / mic<br /><a href="http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/usb-deviceaccessory/usb-whack-it-not-as-naughty-as-it-sounds-060117">Read</a> - USB Whack It<br /><a href="http://www.techdigest.tv/2008/08/yang_ying_digit.html">Read</a> - Yang Ying Camera<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20080821/the-computer-mouse-star-for-those-committed-to-looks-instead-of-comfort/">Read</a> - Star Mouse<br /><a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2008/08/key_usb.html">Read</a> - Key-shaped USB key<br /><a href="http://www.macnews.de/news/110756.html">Read</a> - Totally original touchscreen MP3 player<br /><a href="http://www.sourcingmap.com/usb-fan-with-negative-ion-air-purifier-ionizer-p-18037.html">Read</a> - USB fan with super-secret germ killing powers<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/#poll19184">View Poll</a></p></div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/digitalcameras/" rel="tag">Digital Cameras</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/portableaudio/" rel="tag">Portable Audio</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/portablevideo/" rel="tag">Portable Video</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/">Crapgadget: pathetic peripherals on parade</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:44:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1306268/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/06/crapgadget-pathetic-peripherals-on-parade/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>digital camera</category><category>DigitalCamera</category><category>mouse</category><category>mouse pad</category><category>MousePad</category><category>peripheral</category><category>portable audio</category><category>portable video</category><category>portableaudio</category><category>portablevideo</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hub</category><category>usb whack it</category><category>UsbHub</category><category>UsbWhackIt</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:44:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: USB back massager, limbo string and more obviously terrible ideas]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/08/8-9-08-crapgadgets.jpg"  alt="" /><br /></div>
Remember those battery-operated vibrating ladybugs that people used to pass around (multiple times) as office gifts? Yeah, that critter ain't got nothing on this stable of patently awful gizmos. We've seen a remarkable amount of garbage pass under our noses in the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/20/crapgadget-bricked-satellite-covers-ladybug-card-readers-and-m/">past few weeks</a>, and we've rounded up the worst of the worst for your consideration. So, is a USB shell speaker really more embarrassing than a V-Sports console for folks <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/24/nintendo-passionately-upset-about-wii-shortages-wont-give-ou/">tired of searching</a> for a Wii? Is the i-Knock personal IM notifier more unnecessary than the Encore Rockin' Music Lamp? Or does the OMG-inducing Limbo String walk away with the gold here? We know, each and every item is a festering turd in one way or another, but which of the ones below just exemplify the word "crap?" Choose carefully.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00368">Read</a> - USB shell speaker<br /><a href="http://www.everythingusb.com/usb-back-massager-15117.html">Read</a> - USB back massager<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20080806/v-sports-console-for-folks-who-cant-afford-a-wii/">Read</a> - V-Sports console<br /><a href="http://www.slashgear.com/the-i-knock-personal-instant-messaging-notifier-0713522.php">Read</a> - i-Knock IM doohickey<br /><a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2008/08/lets_get_this_party_started_with_the_encore_rockin_music_lamp.html">Read</a> - Encore Rockin' Music Lamp<br /><a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2008/08/08/limbo-string-lets-you-practice-your-competitive-moves-alone/">Read</a> - Limbo String<br /><br />
<div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/#poll17998">View Poll</a></p><br /> </div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/household/" rel="tag">Household</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/" rel="tag">Peripherals</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/">Crapgadget: USB back massager, limbo string and more obviously terrible ideas</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:42:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1279832/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/09/crapgadget-usb-back-massager-limbo-string-and-more-obviously-t/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Back Massager</category><category>BackMassager</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>encore</category><category>i-knock</category><category>IM</category><category>instant messenger</category><category>InstantMessenger</category><category>lamp</category><category>limbo</category><category>messenger</category><category>music lamp</category><category>MusicLamp</category><category>rumdes</category><category>speaker</category><category>usb</category><category>V-Sports</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:42:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: revolving USB hub, revolting MP4 watch, lavish amounts of lameness]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/06/6-22-08-crapgadget.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div>Consider yourselves fortunate. You've had well over two whole months without <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/04/crapgadget-creepy-angel-phone-egg-mp3-player-sucker-web-cam/">an episode</a> of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a>, but today, that grace period ends. The most recent laughable load includes an absolutely vile wristwatch that supposedly plays MP3s / MP4s if you can manage to glance away from the bezel and band. Furthermore, we've got a TV tuner and webcam -- <em>in one</em> -- alongside a way-too-expensive WiFi sniffing pen that doesn't do 802.11n. Bringing up the rear is Connectland's 180&deg; X2 Revolving USB Hub, which clearly raises the bar in USB hub design stupidity. Per usual, we're begging for your vote on the crappiest below, but we'll understand if you just can't bear the thought of spending another moment thinking about these pitiful creations.<br /><br /> <div align="center"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/#poll15846">View Poll</a></p><br /><br /> <div align="left"><a href="http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12276">Read</a> - Golden MP3 / MP4 watch<br /><a href="http://techdigest.tv/2008/04/plustek_tvcam_v.html">Read</a> - Plustek TVcam VD100<br /><a href="http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00521">Read</a> - Revolving USB hub<br /><a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20080527/wifi-signal-finder-pen/">Read</a> - WiFi sniffing pen</div> </div><p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/gadgets/" rel="tag">Misc. Gadgets</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/">Crapgadget: revolving USB hub, revolting MP4 watch, lavish amounts of lameness</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:11:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/1232813/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/22/crapgadget-revolving-usb-hub-revolting-mp4-watch-lavish-amoun/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>brando</category><category>cheap</category><category>china</category><category>Connectland</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>gilded</category><category>gold</category><category>golden</category><category>janky</category><category>plustek</category><category>timepiece</category><category>TVcam VD100</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hub</category><category>UsbHub</category><category>watch</category><category>webcam</category><category>wifi</category><category>wifi pen</category><category>wifi sniffer</category><category>WifiPen</category><category>WifiSniffer</category><category>wristwatch</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:11:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
