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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: summer show-off edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/"><img alt="Crapgadget: summer show-off edition" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/05/narikirimusen-01.jpg" style="margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px; margin-top: 4px; margin-bottom: 4px; width: 600px; height: 508px; " /></a></p><p> When summer starts to creep up, so does that dreadful jumble of terms like "swimsuit season," "beach body" and "crippling insecurity." But these crapgadgets would like you to stop being so dang selfish and think about your tech's appearance for a change. After all, what you lack in muscle you can always make up for in accessories that inspire, intrigue and lead others to speculate about your financial standing.</p><p> <a href="http://www.strapya-world.com/products/51815.html">Read</a> - All that darting around corners and covert memo-recording just makes you look creepy, but it could make you look as cool as this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4i96zYZjzc&amp;list=UUQS9XF6D5ElY_R3F0Qc6EQA&amp;index=1&amp;feature=plcp">man with a mission</a>. Japanese retailer Strapya World would have you know that its radio transceiver for the iPhone is "made for the everyday awesome person."</p><p> <a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20120320/diamond-laptop-sleeve-burns-11000000-hole-bank-account/">Read</a> - Those Swarovski crystals decking out your smartphone? They might as well be lumps of coal. The discerning consumer knows that it's diamonds or nothing, and this $11 million diamond laptop sleeve -- complete with sable fur trim -- is certainly something.</p><p> <a href="http://shop.thefeinger.com/">Read</a> - Just as you wouldn't ride a bike without a helmet, you wouldn't be caught dead holding your phone without a ring to secure the device to your finger. Don't you care about safety <em>at all</em>?</p><p> <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/04/two-cans-and-a-string-technology-updated-for-age-of-mobility">Read</a> - Maybe you're one to buck all this flashy materialism, but still want to be recognized for the unique soul that you are. No one will accuse you of gadget snobbery if you stick to a soup can for all your telephony needs.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/#poll75147">View Poll</a></p></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/">Crapgadget: summer show-off edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 09 May 2012 09:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20233963/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/05/09/crapgadget-summer-show-off-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CoverBee diamond laptop sleeve</category><category>CoverbeeDiamondLaptopSleeve</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>Crapgadget Roundup</category><category>CrapgadgetRoundup</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>diamond laptop sleeve</category><category>DiamondLaptopSleeve</category><category>Feinger</category><category>the can</category><category>TheCan</category><category>Tomko Transceiver</category><category>TomkoTransceiver</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarah Silbert]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 09:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: Spring Phling edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/03/iphone-ipad-usb-noiseless-karaoke-mic-mute-microphone-2.jpg" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid; margin: 4px;" /></a></div><div> As winter recedes, the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">Crapgadgets</a> emerge from their hibernation as they attempt to separate fools and their money. Today's selection includes a ridiculous workaround to a ridiculous accessory, an iPad case that has <em>lips</em> like Jagger and a hook for, er, spinning your iPhone around like a Wild West gunslinger.</div><br /><a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/12/phinglet-a-coat-hook-for-your-phone/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A%20GearFactor%20%28Blog%20-%20Gadget%20Lab%20%28Gear%20Factor%29%29">Read</a> - Our biggest regret in life is not being able to spin our $600 cellphone around on a $20 sticky coat hook.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2012/01/love-uniq-iphone-ipad-cases.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChipChick+%28Chip+Chick%29">Read</a> - We're expecting the iPad 3 to be able to recreate the title sequence of the R<em>ocky Horror Picture Show</em> without the aid of this case.<br /><br /><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5888237/a-stupid-holster-for-your-stupid-retro-handset">Read</a> - If you were into smartphones <em>before</em> they were cool and portable, you'll love the ability to carry around your over-sized retro handset on your jeans.<br /><br /><a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2012/02/09/ferarri-knock-off-cell-phones/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A%20TechnabobtechNewsBlog%20%28Technabob%29">Read</a> - Nothing evokes the grace, beauty and power of Enzo Ferrari's engineering than these decade-old-spec flip-phones that kinda resemble a Ferrari 966, if you squint from a distance.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.japantrendshop.com/iphone-ipad-noiseless-usb-karaoke-mic-p-1346.html">Read</a> - This "noiseless microphone" has two functions, and only one is to prevent your karaoke from annoying your neighbors.<br /><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/#poll73797">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/">Crapgadget: Spring Phling edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:32:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20185635/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/03/05/crapgadget-spring-phling-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Crapgadget</category><category>Crapgadget Roundup</category><category>CrapgadgetRoundup</category><category>Etsy</category><category>iPad Case</category><category>IpadCase</category><category>KIRF Ferrari</category><category>KIRF Ferrari Phone</category><category>KirfFerrari</category><category>KirfFerrariPhone</category><category>Love Uniq</category><category>LoveUniq</category><category>Noiseless Microphone</category><category>NoiselessMicrophone</category><category>Phinglet</category><category>Retro2Go handset holder</category><category>Retro2goHandsetHolder</category><category>Uniq</category><category>Uniq Love Big Kiss</category><category>UniqLoveBigKiss</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Cooper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:32:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA['Connect Pritect to Protect Kinect:' for all your tinfoil helmet needs]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/02/top.jpg" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid; margin: 4px;" /></a></div><div> Have you considered that if a secretive governmental cabal seized control of your <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/28/xbox-360-gets-limited-edition-all-white-kinect-bundle/">Kinect</a>, it would be able to spy on you as you lurched awkwardly to <em>Just Dance</em>? Such is the price we pay for abrogating our right to privacy, or at least it <em>was</em> until Catalyst Components came up with a solution. Connect Pritect to Protect Kinect is a high-gloss plastic shield that clips over your device to block the sensor bar's cameras from prying eyes. The only opening is a tiny hole for the Xbox logo -- the efficacy of which is shown after the break. Freedom from <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/surveillance/">surveillance</a> will cost you a meager $15 from Target, Microcenter, Best Buy and Amazon.</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>'Connect Pritect to Protect Kinect:' for all your tinfoil helmet needs</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/">'Connect Pritect to Protect Kinect:' for all your tinfoil helmet needs</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:50:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20182422/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/02/29/connect-pritect-to-protect-kinect-for-all-your-tinfoil-helmet/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Catalyst Components</category><category>CatalystComponents</category><category>Connect</category><category>Connect Pritect</category><category>Connect Pritect to Protect Kinect</category><category>ConnectPritect</category><category>ConnectPritectToProtectKinect</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>Kinect</category><category>Microsoft</category><category>Piece of Cardboard</category><category>PieceOfCardboard</category><category>Plastic Clip</category><category>PlasticClip</category><category>Pritect</category><category>Protect Kinect</category><category>ProtectKinect</category><category>Security</category><category>Xbox</category><category>Xbox 360</category><category>Xbox360</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Cooper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:50:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadgets at CES 2012: the best of the worst]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/dsc00030.jpg" style="width: 600px; height: 399px;" /></a></div>For one week at the beginning of each year, we see the gadgets that will help define the industry for the following 12 months. The Las Vegas Convention Center is brimming with innovation and excitement at the moment, but for every hot new Ultrabook there are hundreds -- if not thousands -- of devices that make us scratch our collective heads. But we've got a special place in our hearts for the strange, sometimes frightening, and often downright useless products we spot. Check out some of the highlights after the break, and be sure to check back in, because there are plenty more <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/CrapGadget+CES/">Crapgadgets</a> to come, we're sure.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadgets at CES 2012: the best of the worst</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/">Crapgadgets at CES 2012: the best of the worst</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:24:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20148625/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadgets-at-ces-2012-the-best-of-the-worst/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CES</category><category>CES 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>CrapGadget</category><category>CrapGadget CES</category><category>CrapgadgetCes</category><category>Watch Your Bag</category><category>WatchYourBag</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:24:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round seven: Because everything looks better in fur]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/kogetofurrymat600.jpg" style="border-width: 0px; border-style: solid; margin: 4px;" /></a></div><br />This furry case was unfortunately un-priced. But nothing exudes premium more than the combination of faux pomeranian tail and leopard print.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/">Crapgadget CES, round seven: Because everything looks better in fur</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:19:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20148604/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/13/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-because-everything-looks-better-in/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadgetCES</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>fake fur</category><category>FakeFur</category><category>faux fur</category><category>FauxFur</category><category>fur</category><category>phone case</category><category>PhoneCase</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mat Smith]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:19:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round six: 4D Vibestar vibrating lumbar speaker system]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	Combining two of our favorite things, massages and <em><strong>LOUD</strong></em> noises. Feel the sound... in your lower-back. <div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker-system/">4D Vibestar vibrating lumbar speaker system</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker-system/#4748242"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/vibestargallery02_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker-system/#4748243"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/vibestargallery03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker-system/#4748244"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/vibestargallery04_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/">Crapgadget CES, round six: 4D Vibestar vibrating lumbar speaker system</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:58:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20147857/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-round-six-4d-vibestar-vibrating-lumbar-speaker/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>4D</category><category>ces</category><category>ces 2012</category><category>CES2012</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadgetCES</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>lumbar</category><category>lumbar speaker</category><category>lumbar speaker system</category><category>LumbarSpeaker</category><category>LumbarSpeakerSystem</category><category>Vibestar</category><category>vibrate</category><category>vibrating</category><category>vibration</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Wong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:58:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round five: iPad 2 / 3 case is probably just one third short]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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What's this, an iPad case that will work with either the <a href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/ipadrev622_101x86.jpg">iPad 2</a> or the iPad 3? According to the vendor, that's exactly what it is. <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/04/ipad-2-case-shows-up-at-ces-packing-a-mockup-ipad-2/">Maybe so</a> -- <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/29/iphone-5-cases-and-realistic-unibody-dummy-show-off-incredible-s/">maybe not so</a>.<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/">iPad 2 / 3 case at CES</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/#4747080"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/dsc02729_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/#4747081"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/ipad-2012-01-12-800-1_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/#4747082"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/ipad-2012-01-12-800-2_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/#4747083"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/ipad-2012-01-12-800-3_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ipad-2-3-case-at-ces/#4747084"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/01/ipad-2012-01-12-800-4_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/">Crapgadget CES, round five: iPad 2 / 3 case is probably just one third short</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:13:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20147655/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ipad-3-case/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>apple</category><category>ces</category><category>ces 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>ipad</category><category>ipad 2</category><category>ipad 3</category><category>Ipad2</category><category>Ipad3</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Stevens]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:13:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round four: iBallz is the ultimate, intimate gadget protector]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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Grab your iPad by the iBallz. It's safer that way. <em>Trust us</em>.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget CES, round four: iBallz is the ultimate, intimate gadget protector</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/">Crapgadget CES, round four: iBallz is the ultimate, intimate gadget protector</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:39:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20146725/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-iballz-ipad-protection/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>iBallz</category><category>ipad</category><category>ipad 2</category><category>ipad case</category><category>ipad protection</category><category>Ipad2</category><category>IpadCase</category><category>IpadProtection</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy Bowen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:39:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round three: EZ Gas Check draws you into danger]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	Remember kids: when you're hovering over copious amounts of leaking gas, that yellow icon means you're <em>basically</em> safe. Maybe.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/">Crapgadget CES, round three: EZ Gas Check draws you into danger</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:48:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20146736/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/12/crapgadget-ces-ez-gas-check-dangerous/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadgets</category><category>ezgascheck</category><category>gas</category><category>gascheck</category><category>home</category><category>home safety</category><category>HomeSafety</category><category>household</category><category>safety</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy Bowen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:48:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES 2012, round two: Mugtuk's child-scaring hugging iPhone case]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	Kids love iPhones, which is always a panic when you hand a volatile infant a $650 smartphone. That's why Mugtuk have produced this pleasant way to terrify your children into never wanting to touch your phone <em>ever again</em>.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/">Crapgadget CES 2012, round two: Mugtuk's child-scaring hugging iPhone case</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:49:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20146739/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces2012-round-2-mugtuk/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CES</category><category>CES 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>CrapGadget</category><category>CrapGadget CES</category><category>CrapgadgetCes</category><category>iPhone</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Cooper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:49:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES 2012, round one: Watch your Bag]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	The Alarm Clock that comes with a bag filled with a rainbow of morphing colors. An Alarm Clock that comes with a bag, filled with a rainbow of morphing col... <em>An... Alarm. Clock</em>. that. comes. with <em>a bag... filled</em> <em>with a rainbow of morphing colors</em>. There are no wires to plug in, which is good, because if you're the sort of person who would consider this a wise purchase you probably can't afford an electricity bill.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/">Crapgadget CES 2012, round one: Watch your Bag</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:13:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20146711/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/11/crapgadget-ces-2012-round-one-watch-your-bag/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CES</category><category>CES 2012</category><category>Ces2012</category><category>CrapGadget</category><category>CrapGadget CES</category><category>CrapgadgetCes</category><category>Tasteless</category><category>Watch Your Bag</category><category>WatchYourBag</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Cooper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:13:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: holidon't edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	What's that? You weren't sufficiently inspired by our last Crapgadget guide to <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/">gift misgivings</a>? Good news, with the holidays rapidly approaching, the Crapgadgets are coming fast and furious, and we've got some great selections for the frenemy or enefriend on your list, including a telephone shower head and, as always, plenty of cringe-inspiring smartphone cases.<br />
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	<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2011/11/foolish-images-cases.html">Read</a> - Borrowing from Steve Jobs's already-borrowed tagline was a nice sentiment, but doesn't change the fact that this knockoff Magna Doodle iPhone case is, perhaps fittingly, called the iFoolish.<br />
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	<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2011/12/off-the-hook.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChipChick+%28Chip+Chick%29">Read</a> - Not important enough to have your shower wiretapped? This giant red phone shower head is surely the next best thing.<br />
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	<a href="http://mofones.com/">Read</a> - Apparently landline nostalgia is all the rage, and the unfortunately named Mofone can help you get on board, by removing all of that pesky portability from your smartphone.<br />
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	<a href="http://www.hammacher.com/Product/81397?source=pr81397">Read</a> - Remember that <em>Dick Tracy </em>strip where the yellow trench coated police detective traveled to a future where everything was kind of crummy? Us either, but if that ever happened, he was probably wearing one of these.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/#poll71482">View Poll</a></p></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/">Crapgadget: holidon't edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:32:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20121000/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/05/crapgadget-holidont-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>apple</category><category>caller id photo watch</category><category>CallerIdPhotoWatch</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>Hammacher Schlemmer</category><category>HammacherSchlemmer</category><category>ifoolish</category><category>iphone</category><category>mofone</category><category>off the hook</category><category>OffTheHook</category><category>shower</category><category>watch</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:32:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: iStation woos Apple romantics with the glory of the late '70s, fails]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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Some people buy tablets for their portability and convenience. Others get sucked into the pitfalls of gadget lust, snatching up the latest tech. But for the dedicated fanboy, there's a whole world of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">unnecessary kitsch</a> just waiting to relieve'em of those hard-earned greenbacks. Enter M.I.C.'s iStation: an <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/dock,apple">iOS dock</a> in sorta, kinda <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/apple+ii/">Apple I / II</a> clothing (their claim, not ours) that's ready and willing to cash in on your <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/19/nostalgia-steve-jobs-tours-the-first-apple-store-at-macworld-20/">tech industry nostalgia</a>. Alright, so this $85 setup won't exactly ape those Jobs / Woz lovechildren of the late '70s, but it does pack stereo speakers, a subwoofer, Bluetooth keyboard, USB port, microSD card slot and a 3.5mm headphone jack into its wood-paneling. Feeling spendthrifty? Good, then you can fork over the dough at the source below. Or, if you still need convincing, peep the video after the break and soak up the heavenly choral music.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget: iStation woos Apple romantics with the glory of the late '70s, fails</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/">Crapgadget: iStation woos Apple romantics with the glory of the late '70s, fails</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 01 Dec 2011 08:37:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20118127/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/01/crapgadget-istation-woos-apple-romantics-with-the-glory-of-the/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Apple</category><category>Apple I</category><category>Apple II</category><category>AppleI</category><category>AppleIi</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dock</category><category>iOS</category><category>iPad</category><category>iStation</category><category>M.I.C.</category><category>M.I.C. gadget</category><category>M.i.c.Gadget</category><category>video</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph Volpe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 08:37:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'you really shouldn't have' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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Looking for a great gift for someone you love? Look no further than our extensive <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/HolidayGiftGuide/">Holiday Gift Guides</a>. Looking for a gift for someone for whom you harbor a strong sense of indifference or vague dislike? We've got your back with this installment of Crapgadget, featuring a security-enabled fanny pack, some suction cup speakers and a bedazzled bird.<br />
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<a href="http://shop.brando.com/icam_p06377c0304d004.html">Read</a> - Here's one way to assure that your iPhone 4 never gets stolen: dress it up like an awful looking camera.<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-portable-mini-stereo-speaker-with-sucker_p02526c033d15.html">Read</a> - USB speakers with suction cups on the back? Perhaps it's time to instate suckgadget.<br />
<a href="http://www.chicbuds.com/fauvette-bird-speakers.html">Read</a> - You'll never fly high with bedazzled wings. Yep, we featured a <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/">similar bird speaker</a> before, but we figured this ornamentation deserved a second go 'round.<br />
<a href="http://www.geardiary.com/2011/10/19/isafe-bags-announces-waist-pack-with-built-in-personal-security-alarm/">Read</a> - It seems to us that wearing a fanny pack is its own built-in security system, but if you're still concerned about people nabbing something from your midsection, the Waist Pack with Built-in Personal Security Alarm can help.<br />
<a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20111128/air-flo-controller-cools-palms/">Read</a>- No need to chalk up your palms before the next round of PS3 gaming.<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/#poll71293">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/">Crapgadget: 'you really shouldn't have' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20115946/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/29/crapgadget-you-really-shouldnt-have-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>FannyPack</category><category>gadget</category><category>speakers</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: BFF Gemz dilute the notion of a best friend (video)]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	If you want a charm that hangs 'round your neck and glows whenever your friend Missy tells you she loves <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/27/justin-bieber-attempts-daring-segway-escape-from-mob-of-screamin/">Justin Bieber</a>, then eMotion Inc has the gadget for you. The BFF Gemz sends pre-written coded messages to pals up to 450 feet away, which they can access the next time they're at a computer. You can add up to eight best friends (the BFF currency devalued to <em>Weimar</em> proportions) and four more if you buy some GPA: Girl Power Average points. It's not entirely private: Mom and Pop will get a weekly email, listing who you're messaging, so if you swap notes with that gal from the wrong end of town you'd better stick to paper airplanes. Those curious to see what the kids <em>might</em> be clamoring for instead of a new cellphone, check out the video after the break.</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget: BFF Gemz dilute the notion of a best friend (video)</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/">Crapgadget: BFF Gemz dilute the notion of a best friend (video)</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20113858/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/25/crapgadget-bff-gemz-dilute-the-notion-of-a-best-friend-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>BFF</category><category>BFF Gemz</category><category>BffGemz</category><category>Bieber</category><category>Community</category><category>Crapgadget</category><category>Crapgadgets</category><category>eMotion</category><category>eMotion Group Inc</category><category>EmotionGroupInc</category><category>FCC</category><category>Gemz</category><category>IM</category><category>IMs</category><category>Infantile</category><category>Instant Messaging</category><category>InstantMessaging</category><category>Kids</category><category>Messaging</category><category>Online Privacy</category><category>OnlinePrivacy</category><category>Privacy</category><category>School</category><category>Tween</category><category>Tweenage</category><category>Tweens</category><category>video</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Cooper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The droid nobody was looking for: an R2-D2 MP4 player]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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We all know the story of how Artoo braved the sands of Tatooine to deliver Princess Leia's message to old Ben, but we never guessed that he encoded it as an <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Mp4/">MP4</a>. Leave it to Toys 'R' Us to set the story straight: R2-D2 was a music player, C-3P0 was an overcomplicated set of earbuds, and MPEG-4 is apparently a galactic standard music format. Who knew? According to the droid's product page, it can hold up to 500 songs on 2GB of internal storage. There's also a questionable image (we're looking at you, Empire <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/fail,photoshop">Photoshop</a> brigade) promising video playback, photo storage, extras, settings and some sort of recording feature. We aren't sure if this choppy image can be trusted, but we're thinking about sending out some Bothan spies to investigate.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/">The droid nobody was looking for: an R2-D2 MP4 player</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 09 Nov 2011 03:20:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20100991/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/11/09/the-droid-nobody-was-looking-for-an-r2-d2-mp4-player/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>c-3p0</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>media player</category><category>MediaPlayer</category><category>mp4</category><category>music player</category><category>MusicPlayer</category><category>photoshop</category><category>r2 d2</category><category>r2-d2</category><category>R2D2</category><category>star wars</category><category>starwars</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sean Buckley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 03:20:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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We're sure that most inventors out there are genuinely looking to make the world a better place, but the best intentions don't always produce the best inventions, and while the following gadgets will all likely appeal to someone, somewhere, we can't exactly recommend, say, an ear-shaped iPhone case or a $300 toothpaste squeezer. But as the saying goes, "one man's crapgadget is another man's treasure."<br />
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<a href="http://www.targus.com/us/productdetail.aspx?regionId=7&amp;sku=AWE70US&amp;PageName=lap%20lounge%20|%20Targus%20USA&amp;productCategoryId=5&amp;bucketTypeId=0&amp;searchedTerms=lap%20lounge&amp;navlevel1=&amp;cp=&amp;bannertxt=Search%20Results%20lap%20lounge">Read</a> - It's like a beanbag chair for your iPad! For your lap!<br />
<a href="http://www.parkandbond.com/product/87196707">Read</a> - At $300, this toothpaste tube squeezer should pay for itself exactly one day before the sun burns out.<br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Through-the-Ears/246147182074914">Read</a> - How is this iPhone case different than all other iPhone cases? Simple: it makes it look like you've contracted some sort of engorged ear disease. Never get bothered during important phone calls again!<br />
<a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/introducing-umiushi-smapho-2800-smartphone-battery-charger-with-built-in-adaptors-recommended-for-ladies-130560408.html">Read</a> - It's a battery charger! For the ladies!<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/#poll69353">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/">Crapgadget: 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 26 Sep 2011 22:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20066898/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/09/26/crapgadget-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>apple</category><category>battery</category><category>battery charger</category><category>BatteryCharger</category><category>charge</category><category>charging</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>ear phone</category><category>ear phone case</category><category>EarPhone</category><category>EarPhoneCase</category><category>ipad</category><category>iphone</category><category>iphone case</category><category>IphoneCase</category><category>targus</category><category>toothpaste</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 22:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'after school special' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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School can be tough, especially when you're <em>different</em>. So what better way to keep the bullies at bay than to get your craptastic accessory freak on. In this special back to school bonanza of creeper tech, Hong Kong-based watchmaker o.d.m. mashes <em>E.T.</em> with a gummy bunny for a wrist-rocking return to infancy, Strapya World takes you by the baby's hand for iPhone 4 case comfort, while Dane-Elec's E-Razor USB stick goes undercover in a block full of erasing rubber. And if you're looking for a soundtrack throwback to match the solar-powered butterfly you've stuck in your Jansport, Brando's got you covered with its <font class="product_name">USB Cassette Capture &amp; Player. Take a gander at the roundup below and make sure to vote for the crapgadget most likely to</font> <em>not</em> succeed.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget: 'after school special' edition</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/">Crapgadget: 'after school special' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:35:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/20011579/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/08/crapgadget-after-school-special-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Brando</category><category>butterfly</category><category>Cassette</category><category>cassette tape</category><category>CassetteTape</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dane-elec</category><category>eraser</category><category>erasers</category><category>iPhone</category><category>iphone 4</category><category>iPhone 4 case</category><category>Iphone4</category><category>Iphone4Case</category><category>mp3</category><category>phone case</category><category>PhoneCase</category><category>solar power</category><category>solar power butterfly</category><category>SolarPower</category><category>SolarPowerButterfly</category><category>strapya world</category><category>StrapyaWorld</category><category>USB stick</category><category>UsbStick</category><category>watch</category><category>watches</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph Volpe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:35:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'money to burn' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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	Gadgets can radically alter our lives -- they can save us time and money and improve our health. And then there's the crapgadget, a breed of technology seemingly designed for little more than draining our already microscopic bank accounts. But hey, it's your money, and if you want to spend it on, say, an inflatable outdoor movie theater, a speaker shaped like a tiny bird, or a case for your iPhone with a terrifying fake beetle attached, that's your call. If you need us, however, we'll be recovering from our solo table tennis game by fanning ourselves off with our smartphone. Check out the latest craptastic roundup below, and be sure to vote for your (least) favorite.</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Crapgadget: 'money to burn' edition</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/">Crapgadget: 'money to burn' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19980581/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/30/crapgadget-money-to-burn-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>fan</category><category>inflatable</category><category>iphone</category><category>iphone case</category><category>IphoneCase</category><category>movie theater</category><category>MovieTheater</category><category>outdoor</category><category>ping pong</category><category>PingPong</category><category>speaker</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Heater]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'atrocious amalgam' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;">
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Sure, it may not be as functional as a 3 megapixel camera conspicuously <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/07/superheadz-necono-3-megapixel-kitty-camera-will-tolerate-you-vi/">disguised as a magnetic cat</a>, but what could be more secure than an oversized pseudo-padlock thumbdrive? Not your style? Well, surely you have use for a new towel, complete with iPhone pocket? No? Might you enjoy re-training yourself to breathe while basking in the glow of your iPod-ready black light? Fine. Negative Nancy (shown above). We'll just leave you to your USB-warmed coffee and rage relief button. When you're ready to come out and play, hit up the links below to help us crown the king of crappy combos.<br />
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<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-lock-flash-drive_p02239c041d15.html">Read</a> - Brando Flash Drive (Looks like a padlock!)<br />
<a href="http://www.gadling.com/2011/04/25/skymall-monday-usb-cup-warmer/">Read</a> - USB cup warmer (with a massive 56-inch USB cable!)<br />
<a href="http://de.engadget.com/2011/05/02/the-partykeller-strikes-back-ipod-phone-dock-mit-schwarzlicht/">Read</a> - A black light -- with an iPod dock!<br />
<a href="http://www.heartmathstore.com/item/6310/emwave2">Read</a> - Visualizing pulse meter (for learning how to breathe!)<br />
<a href="http://www.getzhu.com/">Read</a> - Gym towel iPhone pocket!<br />
<a href="http://maxborgesagency.com/press/ragegage-hilarious-gadget-provides-a-better-way-to-release-rage-than-smashing-keyboards-mice-or-coworkers/">Read</a> - The unfortunate offspring of the Staples Easy Button's sordid love affair with a stress ball.<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/#poll63853">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/05/17/crapgadget-atrocious-amalgam-edition/">Crapgadget: 'atrocious amalgam' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 17 May 2011 08:15:00 EST.  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Nu-Screen, a company little known around these parts, has launched the Nu-Screen HD polish stick which promises to leave a "slippery smooth, non-greasy surface" on your screen. How certain are we that smearing this mystery substance on your device will prevent smudges? Well, let's just say we'd rather pat some baby powder onto our hands. But hey, if you're willing to give this a go, hit up the source link to purchase the $26 jank stick -- just make sure not to confuse this with your cherry ChapStick.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/07/nu-screen-hd-polishes-your-screen-doesnt-moisturize-your-lips/">Nu-Screen HD polishes your screen, doesn't moisturize your lips</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 07 Apr 2011 21:07:00 EST.  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We always knew that the worlds of technology and popular culture were on a collision course of epic proportions, and if this isn't proof... well, you might say that proof simply doesn't exist. <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Brando/">Brando</a>'s newest gizmo has an identity crisis that Charlie Sheen would simply salivate over, but if we had to guess, we'd surmise that a USB 3.0 SuperSpeed card reader -- complete with support for CompactFlash, SDXC and M2 cards -- does a lot more #winning with a mirror slapped onto the side. Pre-order yours today for the tidy sum of $25, or alternatively, a vial of #tigerblood.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/">This year's hottest pocket mirror is also a USB 3.0 multi-format card reader</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:55:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19896027/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/this-years-hottest-pocket-mirror-is-also-a-usb-3-0-multi-format/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>brando</category><category>card reader</category><category>CardReader</category><category>cf</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>memory card</category><category>memory card reader</category><category>MemoryCard</category><category>MemoryCardReader</category><category>mirror</category><category>pre-order</category><category>reader</category><category>sd</category><category>superspeed usb</category><category>SuperspeedUsb</category><category>thanko</category><category>usb</category><category>usb 3.0</category><category>Usb3.0</category><category>weird</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'blurring the line between comical and offensive' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/cat-face-thinkpad.jpg" /></a></div>
Just because the flow of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/all/crapgadget">Crapgadgets</a> has apparently slowed from an outpouring to a mere flood doesn't mean we haven't been dutifully collecting the worst of the bad over the past few months. Without further ado, we present to you the latest edition, complete with a handful of this quarter's most atrocious / splendiferous gadgets. Frankly, it's a chore just deciding where to start -- should we extol the portable speaker kit with an utterly unnecessary Core i5 label on the outside, or give priority to Thanko's heated mousepad / hand-engulfing cat face? On second thought, maybe it's the <i>real wood</i> stick-on that enables every smartphone owner to literally knock on wood whenever the mood strikes. Unfortunately for us, there's also an iPhone 4 steering wheel to consider, not to mention a stick figure speaker with a questionable audio jack and a retrofied telephone with an integrated reading light. Have a peek at each below, and let us know in the poll below which is most abhorrent. And remember, honesty really is the best policy.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mwave.com/mwave/SKUSearch_v3.asp?px=MP&amp;scriteria=BA26120">Read</a> - Portable speaker kit, Core i5-powered!<br />
<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/12/06/audiobot-speaker/">Read</a> - Audiobot, who could use a zippered fly<br />
<a href="http://en.akihabaranews.com/78356/peripherals/thanko-mousepad-with-integrated-usb-heater?">Read</a> - Thanko's cat face / mousepad / warmer<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2011/01/knock-wood-stickers.html">Read</a> - Knock On Wood iPhone stick-on<br />
<a href="http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20110311/iphone-4-steering-wheel-speakers/">Read</a> - iPhone 4 steering wheel (with speakers!)<br />
<a href="http://www.redferret.net/?p=26438">Read</a> - USB retro telephone (with alarm clock!)<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#poll62274">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/">Crapgadget: 'blurring the line between comical and offensive' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:26:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19895398/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/30/crapgadget-blurring-the-line-between-comical-and-offensive-ed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>retro</category><category>telephone</category><category>thanko</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:26:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Earbud / alarm clock takes the comfort out of sleeping]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/110304-earalarm-01.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
Love sleeping with <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/earbuds/">earbuds</a> in? Hate setting your smartphone in its alarm dock before you go to bed? The folks at <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Thanko/">Thanko</a> have unveiled a little something called EARINALM which may be right up your alley. The premise is pretty straightforward: it's a set of earbuds that contains an alarm clock, stopwatch, and a calendar. The package includes a USB adapter of charging. Yours now for a mere &yen;2,980, or roughly $35. The As Seen On TV  infomercials practically write themselves.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/">Earbud / alarm clock takes the comfort out of sleeping</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 05 Mar 2011 22:16:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19868898/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/05/earbud-alarm-clock-takes-the-comfort-out-of-sleeping/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>alarm clock</category><category>AlarmClock</category><category>calendar</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>earbuds</category><category>EARINALM</category><category>earphones</category><category>japan</category><category>stopwatch</category><category>thanko</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 22:16:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beauty Lift High Nose puts the plastic in (and leaves the surgery out of) plastic surgery]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/09/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/"><img border="0" vspace="4" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/02/110209-noselift-01.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Sizable schnoz? Problem proboscis? Looking for a dubious, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget">crapgadgety</a> alternative to costly rhinoplasty? A Japanese company called Omni has a device called the Beauty Lift High Nose that claims it will do the trick. You can get yours for $140 if you dare -- but don't hold out for an Engadget review before placing your order.</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Beauty Lift High Nose puts the plastic in (and leaves the surgery out of) plastic surgery</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/">Beauty Lift High Nose puts the plastic in (and leaves the surgery out of) plastic surgery</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 10 Feb 2011 05:24:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19836385/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/10/beauty-lift-high-nose-puts-the-plastic-in-and-leaves-the-surger/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>beauty lift high nose</category><category>BeautyLiftHighNose</category><category>cosmetic</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>japan</category><category>job</category><category>nose</category><category>omni</category><category>rhinoplasty</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 05:24:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round seven: MiniDV underwater goggles for all ages]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/"><img hspace="4" vspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/crapgadgetminidvunderwaterces201101.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
Really? For <em>all</em><em> </em>ages?<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/">Crapgadget CES, round seven: MiniDV underwater goggles for all ages</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 23:36:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19793195/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-seven-minidv-underwater-goggles-for-all-a/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>goggles</category><category>MiniDV</category><category>underwater</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Wong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 23:36:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round five: iPhone 4 and iPad wed in unholy KIRF matrimony]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone-1294520671.jpg" /><br />
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Yes, this is what happens when the iPhone 4 and the iPad mingle in the back alleys of Shenzhen and bring mutant <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/KIRF/">KIRF</a>-y children to CES. The EYO T8100 is a dumbphone boasting a (likely resistive) 3.5-inch HVGA touchscreen, quad-band GSM radio, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/dualSIM/">dual SIM</a> slots, two megapixel rear camera (with flash), VGA front camera, analog TV tuner, Java support, and WiFi, all wrapped in a silver / black, white, or pink package. Check out the spectacle in the gallery below.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/">Crapgadget, round five: iPhone 4 and iPad wed in unholy KIRF matrimony</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/#3761949"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone01_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/#3761950"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone02_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/#3761951"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/#3761952"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone04_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/crapgadget-round-three-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-matrimony/#3761953"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/iphone4ipadkirfphone05_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/">Crapgadget CES, round five: iPhone 4 and iPad wed in unholy KIRF matrimony</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 17:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19792998/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-round-five-iphone-4-and-ipad-wed-in-unholy-kirf-mat/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dual sim</category><category>DualSim</category><category>eyo</category><category>eyotech</category><category>kirf</category><category>t8100</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Myriam Joire]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 17:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round four: the Konka g-baby]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby-phone/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07gbaby.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
We're not sure why anyone would KIRF 2005's <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2005/12/03/verizon-gets-lgs-migo-emergency-phone/">LG Migo</a>, but if you're gonna do it, why not add some kitty icons?<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/">Crapgadget CES, round four: the Konka g-baby</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:32:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19793127/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-four-the-konka-g-baby/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>g-baby</category><category>kirf</category><category>konka</category><category>konka g-baby</category><category>KonkaG-baby</category><category>migo</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Nilay Patel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 16:32:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round three: the ioPrego Electronic Rosary]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07rosaryp.jpg"  alt="" /></a></div>
This is <em>definitely</em> what Jesus would do.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ioprego-electronic-rosary/">ioPrego Electronic Rosary</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ioprego-electronic-rosary/#3762333"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07rosary_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ioprego-electronic-rosary/#3762330"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07rosary-1_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ioprego-electronic-rosary/#3762331"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07rosary-2_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/ioprego-electronic-rosary/#3762334"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/2011-01-07rosary-3_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><br />
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<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/">Crapgadget CES, round three: the ioPrego Electronic Rosary</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 08 Jan 2011 15:38:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19793121/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/08/crapgadget-ces-round-three-the-ioprego-electronic-rosary/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadget ces</category><category>CrapgadgetCes</category><category>electronic rosary</category><category>ElectronicRosary</category><category>ioprego</category><category>ioprego electronic rosary</category><category>IopregoElectronicRosary</category><category>rosary</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Nilay Patel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 15:38:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round two: TASER C2 now in pretty colors]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/taserc2ces201101.jpg" /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">The most disturbing part... are the smiles.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/">Crapgadget CES, round two: TASER C2 now in pretty colors</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:37:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19792751/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-two-taser-c2-now-in-pretty-colors/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crap</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>taser</category><category>taser c2</category><category>TaserC2</category><category>tasers</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Wong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:37:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget CES, round one: the Magic MousePad returns!]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/"><img border="1" vspace="4" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad-01-07-2011.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
We stumbled upon Fortrend here at CES expecting to find their existing <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/08/fortrends-magic-mousepad-blends-multitouch-and-numpad-functiona/">Magic MousePad</a> and were shocked to discover something else entirely: a new and improved Magic MousePad! You'll still get the same multitouch trackpad / keypad combo as before, but it now comes with a "high texture" glass surface, and "friendlier" design available in a range of colors. We're sure you'll agree those changes make all the difference.<br />
<div class="postgallery"><p><strong>Gallery: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/">Magic MousePad hands-on</a></strong></p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/#3760545"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad01_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/#3760546"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad02_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/#3760547"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad03_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/#3760552"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad04_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a><a href="http://www.engadget.com/photos/magic-mousepad-hands-on/#3760553"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/01/magic-mousepad05_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="" /></a></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/">Crapgadget CES, round one: the Magic MousePad returns!</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:42:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19792685/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/07/crapgadget-ces-round-one-the-magic-mousepad-returns/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>ces</category><category>ces 2011</category><category>ces2011</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>crapgadget ces</category><category>CrapgadgetCes</category><category>fortrend</category><category>keypad</category><category>magic mousepad</category><category>MagicMousepad</category><category>multitouch</category><category>multitouch trackpad</category><category>MultitouchTrackpad</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Donald Melanson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:42:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Fingerist turns your iPhone into an iKeytar, available now]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/11/101130-thefingerist-02.jpg" /></a></div>
Remember <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/">The Fingerist</a>, the guitar headstock-themed speaker and case for your iPhone or iPod touch? You know, the one with the shoulder strap for public (and private) performances with all of your favorite <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/musicmaking/">music making</a> apps? Well, it seems that it's finally available in the states. Indeed, there has been so little fanfare behind this announcement that the company responsible, Evenno, hasn't even acknowledged it on its site. But don't worry: we found this bad boy for $150 on Amazon. And if that's not enough, iLounge has done a series of hands-on photos (see the More Coverage link, below). Or, if you're like us, you can skip the thing altogether and groove to Rick Wakeman after the break. We do have one more thing to say about the Fingerist, however: at least it's not endorsed by <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/10/franz-ks-itar-transforms-your-ipad-into-a-keytar-puts-shame-in/">this guy</a>.<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Fingerist turns your iPhone into an iKeytar, available now</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/">The Fingerist turns your iPhone into an iKeytar, available now</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:29:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19738359/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/the-fingerist-turns-your-iphone-into-an-ikeytar-available-now/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>accessory</category><category>air guitar</category><category>AirGuitar</category><category>amp</category><category>app</category><category>apple</category><category>application</category><category>apps</category><category>controller</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>evenno</category><category>fingerist</category><category>game</category><category>guitar</category><category>guitar amp</category><category>GuitarAmp</category><category>iphone</category><category>ipod touch</category><category>IpodTouch</category><category>keytar</category><category>music</category><category>music app</category><category>music making</category><category>MusicApp</category><category>MusicMaking</category><category>odd</category><category>peripheral</category><category>popular</category><category>quirky</category><category>rick wakeman</category><category>RickWakeman</category><category>speaker</category><category>the fingerist</category><category>TheFingerist</category><category>weird</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:29:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: Animal House redux edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/10/101015-crapgadget-01.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">College: four (or five, or six) years of crackin' brews, listening to tunes, trippin' out to light shows, and snugglin' up to coeds at bonfires on the beach. Just in time for homecoming, we have an assemblage of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadet/">crapgadets</a> that should put you in good stead, including: iBottleopener (turns your iPhone into, well, a bottle opener, for a mere $20), the BONE iPhone portable amplifier (a large, ugly horn that essentially turns your handset into a Victor Talking Machine for $25), Glow In The Dark USB memory sticks (capacities up to 16GB for $90), and an honest-to-goodness lighter that does double duty as an 8GB flash drive ($37). Which one of these "party favors" isn't doing anybody any favors? Cast your vote below.<br />
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<a href="http://ibottleopener.com/index.html">Read</a> - iBottleOpener<br />
<a href="http://www.cyberguys.com/product-details/?productid=48640#page=page-1">Read</a> - BONE iPhone Case Series<br />
<a href="http://www.myzipzip.com/home/product-page/glow/">Read</a> - Zip Zip Glow<br />
<a href="http://www.chinavasion.com/product_info.php/pName/usb-flash-drive-lighter-8gb-edition/">Read</a> - USB Flash Drive Lighter (8GB Edition)<br />
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/#poll54367">View Poll</a></p></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/">Crapgadget: Animal House redux edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 17:20:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19676134/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/15/crapgadget-animal-house-redux-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>amplifier</category><category>apple</category><category>bone iphone case</category><category>BoneIphoneCase</category><category>bottle opener</category><category>BottleOpener</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>glow in the dark</category><category>GlowInTheDark</category><category>ibottleopener</category><category>iphone</category><category>iphone case</category><category>IphoneCase</category><category>lighter</category><category>usb drive</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>zip zip glow</category><category>ZipZipGlow</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 17:20:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: 'cubicle shoot-out' edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/09/100929-crapgadget-01.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">This <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/crapgadget/">crapgadget</a> installment features things that would get you immediately fired from most right-thinking American corporations, HR Department be damned. Seriously: if Morty over in Accounts Receivable ever rolls into work with a USB fan tie, fingerless USB powered hand-warmin' gloves (or, failing that, a mouse that also heats up), or starts fussing over the goldfish in his desktop USB aquarium, it's time to start working out escape routes (or at least look forward to a mention in a revised edition of Mark Ames's <em>Going Postal</em>). But what about the landline telephone shaped like a large set of lips? Oh, that one's totally awesome.<br />
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<a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&amp;prev=_t&amp;hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;layout=2&amp;eotf=1&amp;sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thanko.jp%2Fproduct%2Fusb%2Fcool%2Fusbnecktie3.html">Read</a> - Thanko USB Necktie Cooler<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01850">Read</a> - Kitty USB Hands Warmer <br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01851">Read</a> - Cartoon USB Warmer Optical Mouse<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2010/09/usb-desktop-aquarium-3.html">Read</a> - USB Desktop Aquarium Holds Real Fish Along with Your iPhone<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01842">Read</a> - Grimacing Mouth Phone</div>
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#poll53581">View Poll</a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/">Crapgadget: 'cubicle shoot-out' edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Fri, 01 Oct 2010 03:47:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19655254/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/01/crapgadget-cubicle-shoot-out-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>desktop aquarium</category><category>DesktopAquarium</category><category>hand warmer</category><category>HandWarmer</category><category>mouth phone</category><category>MouthPhone</category><category>optical mouse</category><category>OpticalMouse</category><category>usb</category><category>usb hand warmer</category><category>UsbHandWarmer</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 03:47:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: you never thought you'd need this (and you were right) edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/07/100726-crapulance-01.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">A great idea can change the world -- and a bad idea? All too often, that becomes a <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">crapgadget</a>. Do you really need a pair of speakers for your MP3 player shaped like stuffed bears? Juicy Couture seems to think so. How about fluffy "cat ear" headphones? We wouldn't recommend them unless you're a 13-year old girl -- or maybe getting ready for Anthrocon 2011. And don't even get us started on Tuttuki Bako, the little green box that exists so you can put your finger in it and see a heavily pixelated, monochromatic rendering of you finger... in a green box! We also have a Bluetooth speakerphone unit for your wrist and an <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/22/violight-goes-ultraviolent-on-your-gadgets-leaves-germ-corpses/">ultraviolet</a> toothbrush sterilizer that gets power from glorious USB. No thank you.<br />
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<a href="http://www.uvmini.com/en/products_01.html">Read</a> - UVMini USB Toothbrush Sanitizer<br />
<a href="http://www.toydots.com/toys-collection/Amazing-Novelty-Toys.html">Read</a> - Tuttuki Bako green box toy<br />
<a href="http://en.akihabaranews.com/55127/headphones/weird-thanko-is-back-with-its-nekomimi-headphones?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Akihabaranews_en+%28AKIBA+EN%29">Read</a> - Nekomimi Headphones for Cosplay aficionado, perverts<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2010/07/juicy-couture-mini-bear-speakers.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChipChick+%28Chip+Chick%29">Read</a> - Juicy Couture Mini Bear Speakers<br />
<a href="http://www.atomic9.com/PRODUCTS/BLUETOOTH/ATOMIC9-BT-BLUETOOTH-WRISTBAND-SPEAKERPHONE.html">Read</a> - Atomic9 Bluetooth wristband speakerphone<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/#poll50123">View Poll</a></p></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/">Crapgadget: you never thought you'd need this (and you were right) edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:48:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19569030/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/26/crapgadget-you-never-thought-youd-need-this-and-you-were-righ/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bluetooth watch</category><category>BluetoothWatch</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>Juicy Couture</category><category>Juicy Couture Mini Bear Speakers</category><category>JuicyCouture</category><category>JuicyCoutureMiniBearSpeakers</category><category>Mini Bear Speakers</category><category>MiniBearSpeakers</category><category>Nekomimi</category><category>Nekomimi Headphones</category><category>NekomimiHeadphones</category><category>sanitizer</category><category>Thanko</category><category>toothbrush</category><category>Tuttuki Bako</category><category>TuttukiBako</category><category>uv sanitizer</category><category>uvmini</category><category>UvSanitizer</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:48:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thanko's Bluetooth earpiece / wristwatch for the on-the-go, shameless tech professional]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/07/100720-bluetoothwatch-02.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Thanko has given us much joy over the years, from <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/31/thankos-usb-powered-health-e-cigarettes-sound-healthy/">e-cigarettes</a> to <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/14/thankos-own-necktie-doubles-as-spy-camera-naturally/">necktie / spy cameras</a>. But the Bluetooth Headset Wristwatch? Hell, this one looks almost useful: your watch can be popped out of the wristband to do double duty as a Bluetooth earpiece. Charging for two hours via USB will give you around four hours of operation, depending on whether you're using it to make calls or listen to music. Available in Japan for roughly $90.</div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/">Thanko's Bluetooth earpiece / wristwatch for the on-the-go, shameless tech professional</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:14:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19561418/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/20/thankos-bluetooth-earpiece-wristwatch-for-the-on-the-go-sham/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Bluetooth</category><category>Bluetooth Headset Wristwatch</category><category>BluetoothHeadsetWristwatch</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>earpiece</category><category>headset</category><category>thanko</category><category>watch</category><category>wristwatch</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:14:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Fingerist finds fame, retail opportunities in Japan (video)]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/"><img hspace="4" border="1" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/10x0628kb-13lknoc.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
Japan tends to be on the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/all/japan%2Cweird">weird</a> side of any coin, and <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/09/crapgadget-ces-round-4-the-fingerist/">The Fingerist</a> does nothing to undermine that reputation. This accessory for the iPhone and iPod touch was conceived at a "mutton BBQ restaurant" when one dude said to another that he needed an amp for his guitar app. Lo and behold, after an apparently successful CES appearance, the axe-imitating speaker thingie -- replete with a guitar strap and line-out to jack into real amplifiers -- is now on sale for &yen;14,800 (or $150 for the rest of us). We can't wrap our minds around such an expense just for the privilege of fingering our touchscreens, but then you can make some pretty sweet music using these things (video evidence after the break).<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Fingerist finds fame, retail opportunities in Japan (video)</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/">The Fingerist finds fame, retail opportunities in Japan (video)</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:21:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19533157/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/28/the-fingerist-finds-fame-retail-opportunities-in-japan-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>accessory</category><category>air guitar</category><category>AirGuitar</category><category>amp</category><category>app</category><category>apple</category><category>application</category><category>apps</category><category>controller</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>fingerist</category><category>game</category><category>guitar</category><category>guitar amp</category><category>GuitarAmp</category><category>iphone</category><category>ipod touch</category><category>IpodTouch</category><category>japan</category><category>music</category><category>music app</category><category>MusicApp</category><category>odd</category><category>peripheral</category><category>popular</category><category>quirky</category><category>speaker</category><category>the fingerist</category><category>TheFingerist</category><category>video</category><category>weird</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vlad Savov]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:21:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: frightening party favors edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/usb-crap-june.jpg" /></a></div>
There are a few things in life you can count on. And we mean <i>really</i> count on. You may argue "taxes," but as one Wesley Snipes has so clearly proven, even those can be evaded given the right motive. Instead, we're arguing that the next installment of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/Crapgadget/">Crapgadget</a> is indeed more likely to be unavoidable, evidenced by the fact that you're reading this right now. What's up in today's best of the worst? Oh, just a USB arm wrestler, a knockoff Land Rover mobile phone, a faux gold World Cup trophy storage device and a handgun that's anything but. And that's just for starters. Dive in below if you've got a stomach of steel and a thing for sick jokes, and be sure to cast your vote for which turns your evil smile up the most.<br />
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<a href="http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2010/05/satzuma_usb_arm_wrestler_usb_gadget.html">Read</a> - USB arm wrestlers<br />
<a href="http://micgadget.com/4160/a-knockoff-phone-has-the-shape-of-the-landrover-defender/">Read</a> - Land Rover phone<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/transformers-device-label-cheetus-usb-flash-drive_p01650c059d15.html">Read</a> - Transformers USB drive<br />
<a href="http://www.coated.com/jules-rimet-trophy-flash-drive/">Read</a> - World Cup Trophy USB drive<br />
<a href="http://www.hardwaresphere.com/2010/03/21/usb-handgun-flash-drive-freeze-gimme-your-usb-port/">Read</a> - USB handgun<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-itching-removal-instrument_p01683c035d15.html">Read</a> - USB itch removal instrument<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#poll48544">View Poll</a></p></div><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/">Crapgadget: frightening party favors edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:38:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19530972/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/26/crapgadget-frightening-party-favors-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>crapgadget</category><category>thumb drive</category><category>ThumbDrive</category><category>usb</category><category>usb drive</category><category>usb key</category><category>usb thumb drive</category><category>UsbDrive</category><category>UsbKey</category><category>UsbThumbDrive</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:38:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dual SIM watchphone gives us two reasons to be non-plussed]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/22/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/"><img hspace="4" border="0" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/100622-q8-01.jpg" alt="" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">Oh, the humble <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/watchphone">watchphone</a>... we've seen a few iterations, but very few that we'd wear for anything but a laugh. The gang at eSales China are offering a slight twist on the typical fare by throwing in dual SIM cards behind the 1.3-inch touchscreen, Bluetooth, 2 mp camera, microSD card, and GSM850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 support. Sold? We weren't either (not for $128 at least). Feel like a good laugh? Get a closer look after the break.</div><p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Dual SIM watchphone gives us two reasons to be non-plussed</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/">Dual SIM watchphone gives us two reasons to be non-plussed</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:34:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19526606/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/23/dual-sim-watchphone-gives-us-two-reasons-to-be-non-plussed/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>china</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>dual sim</category><category>DualSim</category><category>gsm</category><category>shenzhen</category><category>watchphone</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joseph L. Flatley]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:34:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crapgadget: countdown to extinction, home edition]]></title><link>http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/</guid><comments>http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/04/r2d2canapr2010.jpg" /></div>
Feast your eyes upon the bloated list of horrific wares we've dug up from the dregs of the 'net for you this fine, delicious afternoon. Most of these "gadgets" are of the home-making variety, so will you waste your money on the R2-D2 vacuum, telling yourself that it'll motivate you to do that spring cleaning before fall arrives? Or will you lay down a bit of cash for the "toilet sound blocker" which spares you the intense, buzz-killing embarrassment of allowing other people in the vicinity to hear you flushing the toilet? Will you instead reach into your wallet to make the USB seat cooler your own (you know, since seats are so very hot)? No? Well, there's some other, even less interesting crap available too. Enjoy. Oh, and be sure to check out the Chicken Burger USB hub. It's the breast.<br />
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<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/04/22/r2-d2-usb-vacuum/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TechnabobtechNewsBlog+%28technabob%29">Read</a> - R2-D2 vacuum<br />
<a href="http://www.chipchick.com/2010/04/toilet-noise-blocker.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChipChick+%28Chip+Chick%29">Read</a> - Toilet Sound Blocker<br />
<a href="http://usb.brando.com/usb-cooling-seat-pad_p01541c049d15.html">Read</a> - USB seat cooler<br />
<a href="http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=01601">Read</a> - Soccer ball headphones<br />
<a href="http://www.usbfever.com/index_eproduct_view.php?products_id=1808">Read</a> - Windshield mount <br />
<a href="http://technabob.com/blog/2010/04/27/chicken-burger-usb-hub/">Read</a> - Chicken Burger USB hub<p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/">Crapgadget: countdown to extinction, home edition</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.engadget.com">Engadget</a> on Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:04:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/forward/19457551/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/29/crapgadget-countdown-to-extinction-home-edition/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>awesome</category><category>crapgadget</category><category>star wars</category><category>StarWars</category><category>usb</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Laura June]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:04:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
