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The final release of Harry Potter, one of the most widespread, wonderful literary series ever written, is coming to a close come July 21st. We'd like to take a moment and salute J. K. Rowling for reintroducing the better part of a world to the joys of reading, because hey, if no one read, we'd be ou...

June 15th 2007 at 10:30pm 0 Comments
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Some of our readers wonder exactly what they're supposed to do with the Japanese hardware sales every week. To promote enlightenment and worldwide harmony, we've taken the liberty of creating a step-by-step walkthrough of a proper response to the weekly figures. Adhere to these rules whenever possib...

June 1st 2007 at 9:10pm 0 Comments
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Some of our readers wonder exactly what they're supposed to do with the Japanese hardware sales every week. To promote enlightenment and worldwide harmony, we've taken the liberty of creating a step-by-step walkthrough of a proper response to the weekly figures. Adhere to these rules whenever possib...

June 1st 2007 at 9:10pm 0 Comments
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Having issues with performance? Can't seem to keep those sales numbers up? Disappointed in your ability to satisfy Japanese schoolchildren? It's okay, Mr. Miyamoto. It's not you, it's just ... you know ... they've seen it all before. They want something new. They need something big, and yours just...

May 26th 2007 at 12:20am 0 Comments
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Having issues with performance? Can't seem to keep those sales numbers up? Disappointed in your ability to satisfy Japanese schoolchildren? It's okay, Mr. Miyamoto. It's not you, it's just ... you know ... they've seen it all before. They want something new. They need something big, and yours just...

May 26th 2007 at 12:20am 0 Comments
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David: Hey, Jason, yeahhhh, I'm gonna need you to get on those JHS reports ... did you see the memo?Jason: Uh, yeah, I saw it. Thanks, Dave.David: Good, good. I'll let you get to it, then.(Jason sighs, and begins to type frantically.)Alisha: Heyyyyy, Jason, did you see the mem--Jason: For the love...

May 18th 2007 at 11:15pm 0 Comments
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I see you're back, kid. No surprise there. You've hit the rarest of the rare candies, and Level 100 wasn't enough for you? You're flying high for awhile, but then even that's not enough. Believe me, I know.So let me tell you what's I've got here, kid. I call it shine. I have to grow 8,192 plants jus...

May 12th 2007 at 12:01am 0 Comments
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I see you're back, kid. No surprise there. You've hit the rarest of the rare candies, and Level 100 wasn't enough for you? You're flying high for awhile, but then even that's not enough. Believe me, I know.So let me tell you what's I've got here, kid. I call it shine. I have to grow 8,192 plants jus...

May 12th 2007 at 12:01am 0 Comments
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Camp Lincoln Keokuk IowaOctober the 23rd, 1862To Miss Dorothy W. SullivanMy darling Dorothy,I will inform you that I am well at this time, in this God Forsaken regiment. Lest I should not be able to write you again, I feel impelled to write lines that may fall under your eye when I am to be no more....

April 28th 2007 at 12:30am 0 Comments
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Camp Lincoln Keokuk IowaOctober the 23rd, 1862To Miss Dorothy W. SullivanMy darling Dorothy,I will inform you that I am well at this time, in this God Forsaken regiment. Lest I should not be able to write you again, I feel impelled to write lines that may fall under your eye when I am to be no more....

April 28th 2007 at 12:30am 0 Comments