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  • Look at all that juice: Gears of War 'Imulsion' energy drink

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    Alexander Sliwinski
    Alexander Sliwinski
    09.02.2009

    Ignore the fact that Gears of War's "Imulsion" wasn't meant for consumption and has mutagenic properties: some clever company is bottling the stuff and selling it as an "energy drink." Not only that, but at $4 (a can?) -- with $5 shipping -- we'd better see a Pendulum War break out from the distribution and sale of this stuff.Oh well, if anybody does start mutating, we can always try to subdue it through the use of the Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink, which we're almost positive was actually meant to suppress the zombie outbreak caused by Avon's Derma-full face cream. We're all doomed.[Via Destructoid]

  • Rumor: Gears of War 2 'Imulsion' map images

    by 
    Alexander Sliwinski
    Alexander Sliwinski
    11.17.2008

    While you're waiting (and reading War and Peace) for Gears of War 2's matchmaking system to do its job, take a look at these screens of a rumored new multiplayer map for the game. It appears to contain copious amounts of Imulsion and could be en route as DLC.Although we'd love to speculate on what the "environmental effect" (à la Avalanche or Hail) could be in this Imulsion level, we'd first like to make sure it's real. We've contacted Epic and Microsoft for comment and will update if we hear anything.[Via X3F] Gallery: Gears of War 2 - Imulsion Map DLC