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<title><![CDATA[Apple 'petabyte' server is open-source, keeps doctors away]]></title>
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What's this? Looks like the Internet Archive, everyone's favorite repository for online antiquities, has gotten its hands on a fancy new apple "petabyte" server. The new prototype device is open-source and is scalable like the PetaBox hardware that heats it. Its sliced and dried fruit output is also quite delicious, according to David Glenn Rinehart, the artist who installed the server. Though, as anyone who has followed the industry for any amount of time can tell you, there are always a few bad apples in the bunch.
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:47:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Visualized: jousting on a Segway]]></title>
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Remember the olden days? When honor and valor were the only things that mattered and vast metallic armor suits were less of a <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/15/project-grizzly-inventor-crafts-real-world-halo-suit-for-militar/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">laughing matter</a> and more of a practical necessity? Neither do we, but that doesn't stop us from enjoying a good video gaming romp through such settings when we have the time for it. We don't know that we'd necessarily care to reenact medieval battle scenes <em>physically</em>, but that's exactly what a witty new marketing campaign for Washington's Lottery has done. It asks simply "what have you and your friends always wanted to do" and then answers its own query with the nutty answer of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/segway?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget"><em>Segway</em></a><em> jousting</em>. See the resulting video, which was partially shot in <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/11/phantom-flex-camera-slows-down-time-drops-jaws-with-incredible/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Phantom</a> slow-mo, after the break.

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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:26:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man discovers glasses-free 3D tech in the blink of an eye (video)]]></title>
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Who's got two thumbs and needs glasses to see 3D? Not this guy! Francois Vogel's figured out a way to remove those pesky spectacles from the equation, and he's ready to revolutionize the stereoscopic industry <em>forever</em>. Sure, you'll need a monitor with a 120Hz refresh rate, but that's a <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/120hz?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">prerequisite these days</a> anyhow, and the rest is sweet, sticky gravy dished directly to your eyeballs. Get a sneak peek at the game-changing tech in the video above, and keep an eye out for unicorns (we're sure they're around here somewhere). You'll never look at 3D the same way again, <em>we promise</em>. <br />
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 15:40:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[BBC comedians ridicule tech naming schemes, make us laugh along the way (video)]]></title>
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They say all good comedy has a modicum of truth to it, and there's no denying that the jargon that's built up around technology is littered with opportunity for <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/03/t-mobile-starts-up-4g-ad-campaign-by-poking-a-stiletto-into-atandt/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">mockery</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/04/ellen-pokes-fun-at-apple-and-then-apologizes/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">fun-poking</a>, and general <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/08/apple-friend-bar-will-coddle-and-nourish-your-inner-fanboy-vi/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">satire</a>. Leave it to two old pros from the UK, then, Harry Enfield and Ronnie Corbett, to summarily dispatch Apple, BlackBerry, Orange, Microsoft and everyone in between in one of the better tech-related sketches we've seen. See them do their thing after the break, but be warned: the video contains (a lot) more than your recommended daily allowance of fruit puns.<br />
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[Thanks, Thanasis]
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:16:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Microsoft celebrates Windows Phone 7 RTM with funeral parade for BlackBerry and iPhone (update: Thriller video!)]]></title>
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The iPhone's dead, long live the Windows Phone. That must be the genius proclamation that incited Microsoft to celebrate Windows Phone 7 <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/01/windows-phone-7-goes-gold-master-begins-rolling-out-to-partners/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">reaching RTM status</a> with the incomprehensible procession you see above. An elaborate parade, replete with hearses and black capes, was organized last week to denote the <em>passing</em> of the BlackBerry and iPhone into the land of unwanted gadgets. We'd say this is done in poor taste, but we don't enjoy stating the obvious. We <em>will</em>, however, enjoy the fallout from this poorly judged stunt. See our favorite image after the break and lots more at the source.<br />
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<strong>Update</strong>: Apparently the team also engaged in a <em>Thriller</em> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/17/microsoft-store-employees-break-out-in-dance-video/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">dance</a>. Words are failing us, so just hop on past the break and mash play.

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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 17:05:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Innpu's 'wired phone' has retractable headphones, intractable sense of self-worth]]></title>
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This is news to us, but apparently there have been "few noteworthy advancements" in <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/15/exclusive-motorola-droid-x-preview/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">smartphone hardware</a> since the iPhone and BlackBerry came out. Out to fix this stale, plateaued industry is Innpu, with its revolutionarily new "wired phone" (it's bad news when even the manufacturer puts the product name in quotation marks, right?). Setting the new high watermark in cellphone engineering, it comes with built-in headphones and mic, which retract <em>automatically</em> when you complete your call. And hey, we've seen earphones like that selling by themselves for $2, maybe $4 a pop -- luxurious stuff. Lest you think Innpu unambitious, the company's also promising to bring this life-saving functionality to the iPad and netbooks, while noting that its sophisticated technology "can hardly be copied." Probably because no one will ever care to try.

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This, dear friends, is the height of comedy. Opera's pair of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/01/video-opera-10-promises-turbo-browsing-using-scandinavian-flat/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Scandinavian browser testers</a> are back, this time applying some <em>extremely</em> high-tech speed tests to determine whether the Norwegian browser is faster than boiling a potato. Seriously, if you're not laughing at this, you either work for Google or you have a funny bone missing. In more concrete news, the acceptance of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/12/opera-mini-for-iphone-approved-will-be-available-for-free/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Opera Mini to the iPhone</a> has accounted for a cool 70 percent of the Mini's growth over the month of April, with 2.6 million Apple users <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/14/opera-mini-now-the-number-one-free-download-in-all-22-app-stores/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">downloading</a> the software worldwide. But that's not what you're here for, you're here to see the epic video, which awaits after the break along with <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/05/google-chrome-faster-than-a-flying-potato/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Google's original</a>.<br />
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 07:51:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ellen pokes fun at Apple... and then apologizes]]></title>
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After watching this video, we've come to one conclusion: Apple needs to learn how to take a joke.

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<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 18:28:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[April Fools' Day roundup: 'let me Topeka that for you' edition]]></title>
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Alright, good netizens of Engadget, it's time for us to bring you the sort of hard-hitting news content you can expect <em>only</em> on the first day of April. First on our slate we have the earthshaking news that Google is to officially rename itself Topeka, with <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html">the company's official blog</a> urging all future communications to be addressed to Topeka Inc. This is to honor the Kansas town that renamed itself Google in an effort to curry favor with Goog... excuse us, Topeka's 1Gbit broadband program. We also have exclusive and absolutely official confirmation of the forthcoming Android 2.5 update, an inflatable laptop from Toshiba, YouTube's textual deviance, and the hands-down best iPad dock you will ever see. You'll have to come after the break for all those -- they're too hot to handle out in the open. We'll be updating this post as the day goes along, so keep it locked.

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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 06:44:00 -0400</pubDate>
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The presenters of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/02/22/top-gear-builds-launches-space-shuttle-car/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget"><em>Top Gear</em></a>, among the finer specimens of British television talent (Dr. Gregory House being another), were this past week engaged in designing and building an electric vehicle purportedly intended to compete with the likes of <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/26/chevy-volts-first-pre-production-model-now-on-the-road-in-test/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">the Chevy Volt</a>. Set a time limit of a mere 18 hours, they produced the marvel of rushed engineering and shoddy workmanship you see above. The Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust (believe us, you'll have no reason to remember the name) was even put through its paces by <em>Autocar</em> magazine, whose video "review" can be found after the break. We won't spoil the details for you, but if you want a conclusion, this one's pretty unequivocal: "there's a really good chance you could kill yourself" riding in this car.

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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:06:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[USB PC Prankster: guaranteed to freak out, enrage your cubicle mates]]></title>
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Oh, brother. As we all know so well, the office can be a draining place. But devices such as these could make even the most burnt-out middle manager excited to clock in. The <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/USB/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">USB</a> PC Prankster looks like a stock flash drive, but as you can clearly see above, a few toggle switches enable it to become quite the headache. Once plugged in, the unlucky PC that it's attached to will have its Caps Lock enabled and disabled at random, see garbled text splattered about quarterly reports and be victim to uncontrollable, erratic cursor movements. Thankfully, the drive will never activate the Enter key nor close or save documents, so you can rest assured that it's all in good fun. Turning your office up on its head costs just &pound;19.99 ($33), but you'll have to wait a tick 'til it comes back in stock.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.switched.com/2009/10/13/usb-computer-prankster-will-make-everyone-in-the-office-hate-you/">Switched</a>]
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Darren Murph]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:33:00 -0400</pubDate>
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We don't know where, and we don't know why, but we sure like the idea of this Microsoft <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/toaster?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">toaster</a> that etches little Redmond flags into delicately baked slices of Wonder. Of course, if Microsoft really did make a toaster it would likely require an upgrade to your bread. And if Apple made a toaster, the bread would be non-removable. Oh!<br /><br />And if... go ahead, add your own in the comments below.<br /><br />[Thanks <a href="http://technodaily.wordpress.com/">abrahamvir</a>, images courtesy of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mazw220/3729819608/">mazw220</a>]
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:28:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Al-Qaeda endorses... the Zune on Conan O'Brien]]></title>
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<div align="left">Because as we all know, "The iPod is the Devil's MP3 player!" Enjoy this charming clip after the break.<br /><br /><strong>Note:</strong> Video is only available in the US. And only to Real Americans.</div>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Joshua Topolsky]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:58:00 -0400</pubDate>
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We're not really sure what to make of this supposed <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/HTC/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">HTC</a> "Magnum" that's been doing the rounds today. Sure, it looks like a gigantic, touchscreen HTC phone -- but we'd be hard-pressed to say this has any use outside of demo purposes and party time hijinks. Our guess is that this is a hilarious prank meant to thrill the interblogs, but it <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> possible that HTC has decided to move away from the tried-and-true handheld market to a more robust, manly line of products. Like a participant in a cat-fight, we won't "go there" on the specs, suffice to say, they make it sound really, <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> real. Check the video after the break to see the "phone" doing its thing, <span style="font-style: italic;">Ten Commandments</span>-style.<br /><br /><strong>Update:</strong> Yep, <a href="http://www.pocketpt.net/forum/index.php?s=0731bcec9267dc0240efd759240dbed7&amp;showtopic=20527&amp;st=0&amp;p=129781&amp;#entry129781">not real</a>.<br /><br />[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]
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We're not really sure what to make of this supposed <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/HTC/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">HTC</a> "Magnum" that's been doing the rounds today. Sure, it looks like a gigantic, touchscreen HTC phone -- but we'd be hard-pressed to say this has any use outside of demo purposes and party time hijinks. Our guess is that this is a hilarious prank meant to thrill the interblogs, but it <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> possible that HTC has decided to move away from the tried-and-true handheld market to a more robust, manly line of products. Like a participant in a cat-fight, we won't "go there" on the specs, suffice to say, they make it sound really, <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> real. Check the video after the break to see the "phone" doing its thing, <span style="font-style: italic;">Ten Commandments</span>-style.<br /><br /><strong>Update:</strong> Yep, <a href="http://www.pocketpt.net/forum/index.php?s=0731bcec9267dc0240efd759240dbed7&amp;showtopic=20527&amp;st=0&amp;p=129781&amp;#entry129781">not real</a>.<br /><br />[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:41:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<div align="left">Bill was a hired infomercial actor pretending to be on the brink. He used to <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2005/05/02/ipod-muggings-apple-pr-dream-or-nightmare/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">lose at least half a dozen</a> <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/iPod/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">iPods</a> to relentless and cunning thieves, continually able to outsmart him and relieve him of his portable music boxes. Then, like a shining light at the end of the tunnel, along came Hide-a-Pod*. "It was like a dream come true," Bill exclaimed: "I picked up a Hide-a-Pod, and I haven't lost an iPod since. If I leave it somewhere and go back later it's always right there were I left it." Harnessing the mathematical perfection of ugliness that <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/15/zune-review/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">only the Brown Zune possesses</a>, Hide-a-Pod makes iPods physically invisible to lower standing members of society. You too can be like Bill, by ordering the Hide-a-Pod today!<br /><br />[Thanks, David]<br /><font size="1"><br />*Warning: Hide-a-Pod not a real product. </font><font size="1">Will cause extreme ridicule if taken seriously.</font><font size="1"><br /></font></div>
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<p><strong><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/15/brown-zune-finds-meaning-in-hide-a-pod/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget#comments">Comments</a></strong></p>


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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Conrad Quilty-Harper]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:49:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Microsoft pranks with oFone, Apple rolls eyes]]></title>
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<div align="left"><a href="http://microsoft.blognewschannel.com/archives/2007/05/07/the-windows-mobile-ophone-video/"><img alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/05/microsoftofonesmall.jpg" align="right" vspace="16" border="0" /></a>Seeing as the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/14/microsoft-launches-the-zune/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Zune</a> was such a hit, Microsoft decided to repeat the success and tackle the <a href="http://www.engadgetmobile.com/tag/iphone">iPhone</a> before it even gets out the gate; friends, we give you the Microsoft oFone. Not to be outdone by Apple's multi-touch keyless interface, the oFone features not one or two, but three keyboards that can all pivot about the small central screen. Need to bag some wild game for dinner? No worries, oFone can do that too, simply extend the three arms (like in the pic above) and it apparently makes a decent <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/30/phantom-sentinel-the-new-invisible-boomerang-like-uav/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">boomerang</a>. We're loving where they're going with this idea -- cool and unusable, just how we like our fake phones. Check the vid after the break. </div>
<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/cellphones/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Cellphones</a></p>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sean Cooper]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 07:05:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Microsoft pranks with oFone, Apple rolls eyes]]></title>
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<div align="left"><a href="http://microsoft.blognewschannel.com/archives/2007/05/07/the-windows-mobile-ophone-video/"><img vspace="16" hspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/05/microsoftofonesmall.jpg?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" alt="" /></a>Seeing as the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/14/microsoft-launches-the-zune/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Zune</a> was such a hit, Microsoft decided to repeat the success and tackle the <a href="http://www.engadget.com/tag/iphone?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">iPhone</a> before it even gets out the gate; friends, we give you the Microsoft oFone. Not to be outdone by Apple's multi-touch keyless interface, the oFone features not one or two, but three keyboards that can all pivot about the small central screen. Need to bag some wild game for dinner? No worries, oFone can do that too, simply extend the three arms (like in the pic above) and it apparently makes a decent <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/30/phantom-sentinel-the-new-invisible-boomerang-like-uav/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">boomerang</a>. We're loving where they're going with this idea -- cool and unusable, just how we like our fake phones. Check the vid after the break. </div>
<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/handsets/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Handsets</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/others/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Others</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/windows-mobile/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Windows Mobile</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/mobile/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Mobile</a></p>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sean Cooper]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 07:05:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Where did "Blu-ray" come from? Adam Sandler knows]]></title>
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<img vspace="4" hspace="16" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.hdbeat.com/media/2006/06/blu-ray119.jpg" alt="" />The name HD DVD, while not particularly original is at least pretty clear to anyone familiar with standard DVDs. Fans of Sony's Blu-ray technology certainly get the connection to its blue laser technology, but the average consumer might be a little thrown off. If you need more explanation of where the term "Blu-ray" originated, Adam Sandler -- star of Sony Pictures' <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/10/05/sony-pictures-first-50gb-blu-ray-releases-coming-soon/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">first dual-layer 50GB Blu-ray</a> release -- provided his own retelling of the events during a dinner honoring Sony CEO <a href="http://www.engadget.com/search/?q=stringer?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget">Howard Stringer</a> recently. No matter how seriously you take his tale of a devastating cross-eyed blonde named Blu-ray who rocked Howard's world many years ago in Singapore, we're sure the company's shareholders hope making the name famous won't "destroy" the executive.
<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/blu-ray/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Blu-ray</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/sony/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Sony</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/hd/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">HD</a></p>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Richard Lawler]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:53:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Internet fad inspires laughable "hands free" kit]]></title>
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<center><a href="http://www.mobileblog.it/post/2059/un-kit-vivavoce-economico"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/09/handsfreeelastic.jpg?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" id="vimage_1" alt="" /></a></center>The image on the left is a fairly typical example of the casual joke emails that I get from friends and clueless Engadget interns: a momentarily entertaining picture, in this case of a dude using an elastic band as a makeshift hands free kit (incidentally, it's also the third result on Google Images for "<a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=hands%20free%20kit&amp;sourceid=mozilla2&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi">hands free kit</a>"). With this in perspective, you'll understand the overwhelming compulsion I had to slap myself in the forehead when I saw that someone is trying to flog an elastic band hands free kit -- complete with an example shot identical to the joke image -- onto unsuspecting punters. I hope, nay, <em>pray</em> it's some sort of joke, although the amount of effort that appears to have gone into the design of the packaging forces me to suspect otherwise.<br /><br />[Via <a href="http://www.slashphone.com/69/5203.html">Slashphone</a>]
<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/peripherals/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Peripherals</a>, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/category/mobile/?utm_source=Feed_Classic&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Engadget" rel="tag">Mobile</a></p>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Conrad Quilty-Harper]]></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:58:00 -0400</pubDate>
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