Throgg sat waiting in Orgrimmar. It had been a long time since the big orc had visited the capital city of his people, so he was understandably nervous. The druid reclined on the floor. A few orcs had commented on Throgg's "kitty," but they all seemed to take the feline at face value.
The worgen was clearly drunk, but at least it seemed to be sleeping soundly.
"And you say, this was the puppy you had in mind?" Lolegolas asked. The blood elf had the urge to poke the sleeping werewolf with a stick, but he fought it down without much trouble. "Let me be clear here, though. Did y...
April 29th 2011 at 8:00pm
"Oh my god, Throgg," Lolegolas gasped. "What have you done to yourself?"
"It's me hat! It is, specifically, Burgy Blackheart's Handsome Hat!" the ex-orc exclaimed. The orc had changed. Where once stood a powerful, green example of the Horde now swaggered a chest-high pirate gnome. "I'm a sword-swi...
February 11th 2011 at 8:00pm
"I'm not wearing it," Lolegolas said. "It's just not happening."
"But you're a spell guy now," Throgg countered. "You cast spells and stuff. Like, lightning bolts and fireballs. Magic missile. You're very impressive, and this is a very impressive cloak."
"Throgg, look at it," Lolegolas said, wavi...
January 21st 2011 at 5:00pm
"Elune," Throgg muttered. "I've never prayed you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died."
"Throgg," Lolegolas interrupted. "Seriously, it's just cookies. They're not going to kill you."
"All that matters is th...
December 31st 2010 at 6:00pm
"I never figured you for the type to pay Alimony," Lolegolas sighed. He propped his jaw up on his fist as he wistfully watched his orc friend. "I'm kind of hurt you never told me."
"Not like that," Throgg countered. The orc waved a meaty hand in denial. "It's from pirate named Tony Two-Tusk. He's...
November 5th 2010 at 10:00pm
"Throgg, you better sit down," Lolegolas said quietly. The blood elf was draped in voluminous velour robes tied with a thick silk belt. "I have something for you."
The orc looked up at his well-coiffed friend and took a seat on a bench. "What is that?"
"Your father's sabre," the blood elf solemnl...
September 10th 2010 at 9:00am
"Wow," Lolegolas said. "Another sword, huh?"
Throgg looked up from where he'd been busily grooming his monobrow with his tongue. "What you mean, little belfling?"
"You have a different sword again," Lolegolas said. He tossed his flowing locks over his shoulder, revealing the glittering perfection...
July 16th 2010 at 11:59pm