"I'm sorry sir, I have no idea why the maid would steal your watch and cellphone, because I stole them!!! Muwahahahaha (Takes out taser gun to put hotel guest down, then wheels away)"
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"I'm sorry sir, I have no idea why the maid would steal your watch and cellphone, because I stole them!!! Muwahahahaha (Takes out taser gun to put hotel guest down, then wheels away)"