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Forget the phone, just take the lanyard. Get an ear piece that's easy to take on and off, and hang that from it. Put it on when you have a call. Or even don't put it on and merely hold it to your ear like you would the miniature phone thing. Much more flexible.

Now if what you wan is mere "lookit meee!" humor value, Make the phone more dog biscuit shaped, then hang it of a dog collar along with a coiling cord. attach same to a large dog.(preferably yours)
The humor value of pulling out a miniature handset is simply eclipsed by a phrase like "excuse me my dog is ringing"]]>Sep 20th 2007 1:49AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 1:57AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 2:05AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 3:00AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Isn't the reason you use a bluetooth headset to be hands free? What's the point of holding something else to your ear?

Thankfully, you'll still get the other major feature of bluetooth headsets with this though. You'll still look like a doochbag while using it.]]>Sep 20th 2007 2:12AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8928/]]>Sep 20th 2007 2:18AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 9:56AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 2:30AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Carton Weight(in kg): 3.00
Carton Quantity: 20
Carton Dimensions: 50x50x50
Minimum Order Quantity: 20"

Congrats. You have to buy 20 of them to even have one yourself.]]>Sep 20th 2007 2:51AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 3:25AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/
1) "Wow, what's that?"
2) "What a dick!"
3) "I want one!"
4) "I got one!"
5) "Too many jerks have them! What's next?"
(repeat until wallet empty).]]>Sep 20th 2007 9:27AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/
Then you can keep your awkwardly big PDA phone safely tucked away.]]>Sep 20th 2007 4:04AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 4:54AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 5:40AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/
- Department of Redundancy Department]]>Sep 20th 2007 8:36AMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 12:44PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 12:26PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.thatsbizarre.co.uk/media/hands-free.jpg]]>Sep 20th 2007 2:34PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 20th 2007 2:38PMhttp://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/http://www.engadget.com/2007/09/20/bluetooth-mini-phone-provides-alternative-to-ear-worn-headsets/Sep 21st 2007 2:34AM