My Theory of Increasing Returns on Forum Activity states that if Engadget posts a free energy catalyst article an ever-expanding reverberation of free-energytards and easily-trolled scientsts will eventually replenish any previously drained discussions, measured in deadhorsewhips.
Deadhorsewhipsian technology however is far from ready for the desktop, as most of the regenerated verbage is instantaneously transformed through spooky quantum behaviour into beer which is consumed while the entire Engadget staff kicks back to enjoy the shitfest in the comments.
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My Theory of Increasing Returns on Forum Activity states that if Engadget posts a free energy catalyst article an ever-expanding reverberation of free-energytards and easily-trolled scientsts will eventually replenish any previously drained discussions, measured in deadhorsewhips.
Deadhorsewhipsian technology however is far from ready for the desktop, as most of the regenerated verbage is instantaneously transformed through spooky quantum behaviour into beer which is consumed while the entire Engadget staff kicks back to enjoy the shitfest in the comments.